Incorrect 3-South

You go to Barder, you drink the punch, that's YOUR fault.

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Joe: Yo, dumbass, get over here.

Ed: Okay!

Del: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!

Ed, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...

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Joe, passing his phone to Sanford: I'm passing the phone to someone, who, if I had to choose between hanging out with him and having my organs removed one by one, I’d choose the organs.

Sanford, passing the phone back to Joe: I'm passing the phone to my best friend!

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Joe: Discipline is an incredibly important part of a child's development. When I was a kid, if I did anything childlike - yell, run around, just generally have a zest for life - I would be put in time out. And I would have to reckon with the fact that I had committed a failure of character. And that is how I became the well-adjusted adult that stands before you today.

Del, horrified: That explains so much.

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Joe: It doesn’t have a bone.

Sanford: Then why is it called a boner?

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Sanford: Holy shit, did this really happen?

Joe: No, you moron.

Sanford: I'm not Mormon, you fuck.

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Todd: I found Joe, he was sleeping during class.

Joe: I wasn’t sleeping! I was drugged!

Todd: Cancel that, he was doing drugs.

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Joe: So, according to my university, it is, quote, “my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department.”

Joe: Now, if you’re a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.

Joe: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!

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Joe: You know those things will kill you, right?

Ed, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Todd, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Sanford: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Todd: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

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Joe: Well, yeah, I hate you.

Del: No, you don't.

Joe: *sighs* No. No, I don't.

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Del: Look, I don’t like to throw around the word “butthead” too often. If you call everybody a butthead then it kind of loses its impact. But I can say, without hesitation, that Sanford is being a real dick.

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Ed: In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

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Joe: Just passed by the college security guard watching Naruto on his phone.

Sanford: Fool, that's his training video.

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Todd: There’s an exposed wire above the bathtub as well.

Ed: Oh yeah, Shock Wire! I call it that because if you take a shower, and you touch the wire, you die!

Todd: Yes. That is accurate.

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Del: Why can’t we all just get along?

Joe: Because most of us are assholes.

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Del: That was so hot, Joe.

Joe: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Del: I'm so in love with you.

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Sanford: How long do you think it’ll be until Joe finally snaps and murders someone?

Del: I assume it already happened and no one managed to trace it back to him.