Captain General Kitten:
"So let me get this straight, there’s an actual protocol that if the Emperor so much as stretches, you lot are ordered to make him sit back down again… by any means necessary… even if it means going through me?"
Random Grey Knight:
"Yes, we must."
Kitten:
"WHY?!"
Grey Knight:
"We don’t know. We've just been told to do it ever since the armor got permanently screwed onto us."
Another Grey Knight:
"My butt's been itchy for 700 years."
Kitten:
"You do realize I’m a Custodes, right? Not just that, Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes."
Grey Knight:
"And?"
Kitten:
"I beat Magnus and Tzeentch in their own damn games!"
Grey Knight:
"And?"
Kitten:
"I even beat my Lord in a game once!"
Grey Knight:
"And?"
Kitten:
"Which means, unless it’s some corporate lawsuit bullshittery, no one can stop me! Emperor damn it, I hate law school."
Kitten (sighs):
"So… will you stop?"
Grey Knights (in unison):
"Doesn't look like it, sir."
