Poor Sophia. She was playing in her walker/entertainment chair thing. Started fussing. I took her out and noticed her feet and legs were cover in brown stuff. She'd been snacking on some nutty butty bars. Buddy? Idk. Whatever. I thought maybe she dropped some chocolate on herself. I went, washed her off, and went back to the chair to see if there was more mess. I pulled up the seat and lo and behold. There is POOP on the inside of the leg holes. Seriously. I laid her down and changed her diaper and onesie. Nbd. I just couldn't believe I didn't catch that when I pulled her out. I'm always the first to smell it. Or hear it. We finally lay down to sleep. My insomnia is keeping me up and all of a sudden, I'm smelling this horrible smell. Horrible. I'd already taken out the seat and put it in the dirty laundry. It's cloth. Check Soph. Not her. Check my armpits. I need a shower but it's not rank or anything. Finally I check the chair. Of course it's all over the bottom, where it leaked down and she stepped in it and squished it everywhere. I just got done cleaning it with wipes, for now. Tomorrow I'll stick it in the shower and disinfect the whole thing.
So gross.
