h¡ 4glory
th¡s ¡s gonna sound creepy asf but here goes
you are hot asf /alterous
l¡ke. l¡terally smok¡ng- and ¡ would let you step all over ze. l¡terally would let you stomp on zy chest and crush zy esophagus.
hell, ¡’d probably apolog¡ze ¡f zy bones weren’t crunchy enough for you.
¡ would be perfectly f¡ne l¡v¡ng zy l¡fe ¡f ¡ were noth¡ng but a crunchey leaf under you feet. Your humble doormat w¡th wh¡ch you w¡pe off the mud from your boots. ¡ would pay actual, real currency, just to be a road just so you can walk all over ze. And ¡’m an anarchocommu¡st, so that says someth¡ng /lh
hhhhhhhhHHH ¡m so sorry ¡m l¡terally so gay jesus chr¡st
please help ze ¡ am severely mentally ¡ll /hj
- C¡c¡
"I'm not sure how I'm supposed to respond to this. Are you okay in the head?"
