are you feeling uninspired? do you want a list of completely random things to get you thinking? of course you don’t, anyway here you go. (my friend pointed out that these would make good chapter titles, so here you go, bitches with writer’s block)
3. “That Could Be A Band Name”
5. Don’t Underestimate That Short Kid In Your Class Because They *Are* Filled With Rage
6. Unpopular Opinion: Female Squidward Isn’t That Handsome...
7. I Want To Mentally Torment My Elective Teacher (And 101 Reasons Why You Should Too)
8. WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY HALF MY LIFE WOULD BE SPENT ON SPOTIFY
10. ...Actually, Jon, She Is A Handsome Squidward
11. Every T.V. Show Character Is Bi By Default Because I Say So
13. My Favourite State Is...Chicago?
14. “POV: I’m Your Friendly Neighbourhood Indie Kid”
15. It’s A Can Of Coca Cola! Wow!
16a. “Insert Epic Guitar”
16b. “But You’re Our Guitarist”
16d. “I SweAR TO GOD OWEN-”
17. Be Grateful You Don’t Look Like A Burnt Chicken Nugget
18. I’m Cosplaying Shrek (I Am Not A Cosplayer)
20. More Specifically, A Bunch Of Teenagers In A Gym For Picture Day