#5ft1

[no0neshome]

IRL some pople ask about why I take weird angled photos with @deadclic , here's why in simple terms of height....

[oliverwithoutthetwist]

Forgot to post this.

Apparently, I do pass as a boy.

A gay boy it seems.

I’m fine with it.

It’s pretty much what I am so *shrug*.

I’ll now continue...

The pic above shows an “I can’t believe this happened but whatever” face.

The tale bellow, the cause.

Last week (was it last week?), I called a Bolt (for those who don’t know what this is, it’s basically a usually cheaper version of Uber). 

The following happened:

The driver was drunk.

Angry drunk he was.

The first thing he did was make me sit on top of an all scrunched up towel that was lying on top of the car seat. 

I found this to be quite odd and somehow upsetting.

The rest was just as lovely.

The man kept yelling at other drivers.

He even lost control of the car at some point.

My seatbelt, a trustworthy friend.

Then it happened.

The angry drunk got bored and began directing his shouts towards me.

First, he attacked me because, apparently, I had chosen the wrong time to call a Bolt. 

He didn’t like traffic.

It’s not my fault he accepted the ride!

Bastard...

After that, he asked me why I was going to where I was going.

And, with nothing to hide, I told him the truth: “I'm going to pick up my glasses at the optician.”

He didn’t believe me.

Is it that strange of a thing to do?

Highly doubt that.

*shrug dance*

*shrug dance completed*

Let’s continue, shall we?

He then said:

*drumroll*

This:

“Yeah right, you’re going to meet your boyfriend, aren’t you?”

My first thought: “Dammit, he thinks I’m a girl. Fuck’n hell...”

But then, to my surprise, he muttered (soundly): “Estes paneleiros...” (which, for example, in American English means “These faggots...”)

Yes, my friends.

Yes indeed.

He actually didn’t think I was a girl.

In his eyes, he saw the truth. 

The truth of me being a bloke.

And, adding to that, my high, soft but boyish voice must have told him “gay boy alert!”.

My way of movement isn’t considered to be, well, “feminine”. 

I’m not the all “macho” type either.

I’m just... don’t know...

But yes yes, my voice apparently shouts “gay”.

I’m not really looking forward to have a girl all over me so...

If it shouts “gay”, let it shout.

I’ve always believed I would soon be a victim of transphobia.

I guess homophobia came first.

Funny thing that.

My reaction?

I laughed a “I can’t believe this is happening... get me out of here, lord all mighty.” laugh.

Thankfully, the ride was quick to end after that.

Open app.

Rate ride.

One star.

Problem?

Driver.

[little-sugar-and-spice]

I make a lot of dick jokes for being a 16 year old girl.

[am1na1992]

5ft1 said: have you tried the birthday cake one? changed my life

omg no! I haven't eaten sweets from timmies in a while that sounds amazing tho like truly

[reniadeb]

lady gaga is 5ft1

lady gaga is 5ft1

just think about how tall you are

and think about where lady gaga would measure up on you if you were standing back-to-back

SHE'S SO TINY, YOU COULD PUT HER IN YER POCKET

lady gaga is 5ft1

[am1na1992]

5ft1 said: pictures of brandon boyd depress me now

I just googled what he look like now he looks tired af

[am1na1992]

5ft1 said: Ahhh noooo it’s not good for you! Just do regular cross training at the gym with a trainer!!

cuebae said: It’s fun but not really that effective

im just doing a drop in session to see how it is!! I do pretty much most of crossfit training elements on my own like back squats and rowing n shit im just gonna see how it is 

I've just heard a lot about injuries because of how fast paced it is hopefully its fun i just wanna try somethin new!

[am1na1992]

5ft1 said: like an older dudes salt n pepper ass hair

PLEASE