If it meant a serious chance at being with Rick, Daryl could risk it. He could. He could be a man, take the plunge, and ask Rick to be with him. He could…
He could ease into it. He could test the waters first, maybe…try flirting with him...He just had to figure out how you flirt with a man. Gay guys did it all the time, so it couldn’t be that hard to learn, right?
A Redneck’s Guide to Figuring Out This “Being Gay” Bullshit by AkaiTsume
If Daryl had known before the apocalypse that he'd fall in love with a man, he'd have watched porn or something so he could figure out how the shit you're supposed to flirt with one.
(Alternatively: 5 ways that Daryl tried to flirt with Rick, and 1 way that finally got his attention.)
This is hilarious and so sweet. It makes me smile from minute one and I never stop through the whole thing.
If you like this one, you might also like
(Eye) Contact by sheriffsrevolver
Don’t Let Me Die Still Wondering