Hiya! Could I please request a listicle for how Max California would propose??☺
Thanks for this request, anon! And thank you even more for your patience with me, I truly appreciate it.
Max California Proposing to You Would Include...
Him getting you alone behind his store after closing for the day
Little did you know, about three weeks ago, Max had started saving up for a ring so he could properly propose to you.
He started saving for the ring shortly after the day you walked in on him watching one of the blue films in his store. And instead of getting mad at him or frowning, you simply cracked open a drink and blatantly made a joke about something the guy was doing on-screen. Then, you sat on his lap and continued to watch with him. And that, was the lightbulb moment that made Max California think for the first time, "I gotta marry them. Just...fucking do it."
So three days ago, with a stack of cash in hand, Max went to the pawn shop during his lunch break and bought the best-looking ring
He ended up choosing a silver band with a square diamond on it, "the kind of ring that a girl would say yes to."
"Listen...." Max began, lighting a cigarette for him and one for you. "I've been doing something thinking...about us. I think about you a lot, baby...I'm not really good with this kind of thing, so I'm just going to say it."
Just when you thought he was going to break up with you, Max surprised you by taking out the little box from his back pocket and going down on one knee.
"I love you...I love you so fucking much. Will you marry me? And make me the luckiest guy in the world?"