Imagine going on a road trip with Thorin, Fili, and Kili
Kili: *been on the road for forty minutes* are we there yet.
Thorin: you know it's not too late to turn this car around and to leave you at home?
You: Kili keep doing it
Kili: shut up, you just want all the gushers to yourself.
You: that and I want the entire back seat to myself, you have very broad shoulders
Fili: *sitting in front with Thorin and silently tolerating existence at the moment*
Thorin: *puts a DVD on the player to get you two to shut up*
*An hour later*
You: Thorin, we are out of gushers
Thorin: I bought four bulk packages of them from Costco, how are we out already?
Kili: my stomach hurts *leans over and lies down in a pile of gusher wrappers*
Thorin: that answers that question... *sighs* god damn it Kili, how did you eat that many?
Kili: determination
You: to be fair, I tried to stop him
*a week later*
Fili and Kili: *sharing the back seat*
You: *driving*
Fili: Kee, stop putting your feet on my pack.
Kili: I'm not hurting it, and it was only for a moment
Fili: my lap top is in there! Don't put your feet anywhere near it.
Thorin: boys knock it off
*an hour later*
Kili: *playing his Nintendo switch*
Fili: hey let me play for a while
Kili: what happened to yours?
Fili: the battery died
Kili: sucks to be you
Fili: let me play *attempts to grab it from Kili*
Fili and Kili: * begin wrestling *
You: don't make me come back there, because if I do that switch is going out the fucking window, and I'm not talking about the game.
Fili: *grins at his brother* hehe (y/n) called you a switch.
Kili: how much did Tauriel tell you?
You: everything, now behave.
