#94 anon

[dsaf-confessions]

the dsaf fandom ruined me. -94

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[dsaf-confessions]

the day people stop whitewashing my bbg is the day I die happy -94

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[dsaf-confessions]

73 (at the time of me posting his) fanfics on ao3 with the tag of my fav virgin How many of them have him as a filler tag? many. How many of them mentioned his name ONCE and never again? many. How many matt-centric fics are there? less than 20. I am going to explode at this point when I wanna browse through stuff I haven't read due to tag icks I have to use a word-searching extension just to make sure I'm not signing up for LIES. -94

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[dsaf-confessions]

the people who take photos of random objects that happen to be orange and purple and post them everywhere saying "DAVESPORT IS EVERYWHERE!!" is such a fuckin repeat of "DNF IS EVERYWHERE" and I cannot keep pretending that I'm okay with it existing -94, feeling like a hater

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[dsaf-confessions]

matturing is realizing that matt virginia is needed to matt virginia the perfect/virgin/good ending in DSaF1 n 2 matt virginia -94

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[dsaf-confessions]

matt gives off energy of those rainbow belt sour gummies dave tastes like dark chocolate davetrap like minty dark chocolate jack however, mango. jacktrap? cinnamon. -94, having an awakening while eating candy

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[dsaf-confessions]

rip matt you would've lovehated working at sephora

-94 having an existential crisis

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[dsaf-confessions]

i had a dream where matt had a cat tail and tbh that's either canon or I'm killing myself /nsrs -94

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