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IT’S HARD FOR ME TO BE MEAN TO FICTIONAL VIDEO GAME PEOPLE
Like I was playing Mankind Divided and was listening to this goofy thug being confused by mafia killing euphemisms (like swimming with the fishes and concrete galoshes) and I couldn’t bring myself to stab him because he was funny so I just knocked him out and shoved him in a vent
I haven’t punched or kicked or practiced stabbing anyone in like a year and I really need to
I flashed an all-crimps V4 at SG on Wednesday which I’ve never done before so that was cool
Speaking of punching and stabbing, I trained kali for like 5 years and jeet kune do for like 2 till life hit me in the face and then I moved away and now there’s no punching or stabbing to be had
I didn’t think Washington would turn me into a coffee snob but despite my best efforts, it’s happening
A LOT OF TIMES THE FREE COFFEE IN HOTEL ROOMS REALLY JUST TASTES LIKE CARDBOARD
Grunt is best krogan because he is my child, closely followed by Drack because he’s the best Grandpa Guns, and closely followed by that one Krogan in ME3 who was writing poetry for his asari gurl
At work my job description is basically “someone doesn’t know how to do a thing? figure it out and help them or find someone who can”
although I feel like sometimes it makes the people we help kinda dependent on us to investigate shit for them and it seems to be a regular occurrence of them putting work on us because they can’t be bothered to investigate themselves
I asked a designer to set up a thing that is easy enough to search how to do in the internal wiki (plus I updated it to have lots of screenshots!) and is vital for the game to ship, but they just like...did the bare minimum and sent me an email “i did [part of the thing] but i’m sending it back to you for the rest because i don’t know how”
I don’t mind doing the work but them saying “i don’t know how” and then dumping it on me really pissed me off
You can ask me to show you so that you can learn because that’s what I’m there for
what kind of designer are you that you stop at “i don’t know how” and don’t care to learn what it is you don’t know how to do
there are reasons why I asked the designer to do it (mostly related to testing, not because I didn’t feel like doing it myself since it’s easy) and just
Chinese pancakes? VERY YES
Basically if you give me food that looks like a pancake, 99% chance I’ll love it
Black cats are my favorite