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Sometimes someone will say something about a character that bothers them and the fandom will scrapbook that shit and repeat to the point that it doesn't even make sense.

#i was just making some tea #and you didn't think to ask if I wanted some?#litg #how dare bobby #a baker #make cupcakes for #get this #his female friend #who he can tell is upset #yes im quoting Nope #that's how it sounds #god forbid our golden boy #who never shows legit romantic interest in anyone else #be friends with #gasp #women

So being a public defender and sometimes having to go through just a crap ton of screenshots and videos from your client that they SWEAR will help them, you're going to run into a lot of amateur porn. And it's one thing to get to know way too much about what client's junk and his partner's snatch looks like. But then there's a point where you've maybe been doing this job too long because these are your reactions...

1) My dude, seriously you wax your balls? Do your boys know you wax, because that is not the vibe you are giving off to the world.

2) Oh my god. How lazy are you? For the love of God get on top once.

3) Oh buddy does she sound to you like she's actually enjoying herself? Do you think you're good at this? Cuz that moaning is like she forgot her lines and then just kind of half-heartedly threw them out towards the end there, bud.

4) Seriously, I have looked at so many pictures of you flexing...what is the point of all those arm muscles if you cannot get on top once?

5) Wow, my period must have just started because I know this bullshit isn't making me wet. At least the cramps will be a pleasant distraction.

I just... Why didn't I become an accountant?

#because at heart I'm a lawyer and lawyers don't do math #that's why I'm not a CPA #public defender #life as a public defender #could have been a butcher #a baker #a candlestick maker #basically anything that is a job at colonial Williamsburg #and with far less debt than law school gave me #but I would have seen far fewer unwanted penises at work #God if I'm wrong please don't tell me #don't want somebody from colonial Williamsburg or something telling me about the town flasher being the newest character on staff #the point is I may have reached a point where it's time to do literally anything else

#1917 film #1917 #1917 alignment chart #1917 meme #william schofield #tom blake #at this point im just #a writer #a baker #a 1917 alignment chart maker

Forget the animated Disney royalty, what happened to the characters of Into The Woods after the events of their movie? Like the Baker now has a young maiden, a carefree young boy, a hungry little girl, and a baby AND a witch’s garden to look after??? I am dying to know how that’s going for him. Does Red help him in the Bakery? Does Cinderella tend the garden? Does Jack get the cream from Milky White for the bakery? Does the Baker ever find out about the prince and his wife? Does the Prince marry someone else? Where did Rapunzel and her prince go? Does the Baker ever meet his sister??????

#into the woods #a young maiden #a carefree young lad #a hungry little girl #a baker

I used to make Christmas cakes with my daughters. We mixed in the magic. There are some thing you should not do alone.

A. Baker, Zero One, Zero Two

#christmas #cake #a baker #zero one zero two #we are all dead

Rememering with pride Óglach Séamus Murphy who passed away on November 2nd 2015

RA man Séamus Murphy, who has died in 2015 , was the only man to succeed in escaping from Wakefield prison in west Yorkshire on February 12th, 1959, when republicans staged a daring rescue attempt. “There were five men that had been earmarked for the escape. Two of them were Eoka men [George Skotinos and Nicos Sampson], another two were IRA, myself and Joe Doyle, while there was also a fifth with…

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