Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures

Just one of the feral idiots who cost Yahoo one billion dollars.

[kosmogrl]

the fact that chris brown is still a thing is concerning

[kosmogrl]

imagine idolizing this piece of shit

[penandinkprincess]

used the phrase "i mean, i don't think we're paying enough attention to what the back of that embroidery is going to look like" in a meeting today because if business bros get to throw out meaningless jargon all the time, i! get! to play! too!

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

“i do not dream of labor” yes u do. labor is fulfilling. u dream of a world where ur labor isnt exploited and its that or starvation. i guarantee u dream of labor. labor is a necessity and in and of itself is a good thing.

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

if u dream of having a garden, of painting murals, cooking or baking for people, researching in a lab, or writing stories, u dream of labor. which is good! we all jus hate having our labor exploited and being underpaid for the value of our work. nobody wants to just sit at home and do NOTHING as quarantine proved! in and of itself labor is fulfilling and contributes to the betterment and advancement of society, too many people are just barred by arbitrary divides (class, education) and unable to perform labor they’d be best suited for, or that type of labor (arts, service industry) is undervalued and underpaid.

[theambitiouswoman]

A lot of people don't let themselves be wrong or learn anything new. The moment something challenges what they already believe, they get defensive instead of curious. Being wrong is how you grow but it’s perceived as a threat when you’re looking at things from survival. Every belief you have today exists because at some point you realized your old one was incomplete. If you're never willing to question yourself, you stop evolving. The smartest people aren't the ones who are always right. They're the ones who are willing to change their minds when they're presented with better or event new information, no matter how impossible it sounds, no matter what they were taught decades ago, and no matter what society currently believes

[ovur]

You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

[ovur]

*trips while I'm running away and you get a panty shot*

[flunkett]

Huh

[frikinnerd]

Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit

[ovur]

Ok I'll go fuck myself

[brasskingfisher]

14/08/26 Clownfall IV: The aftermath...

Well the results are in and it's not that much of a surprise to see Der Fhurage has retained his seat, but, that means the Parliamentary Standards investigation restarts, and the breakdown is interesting.

As can be seen from the declared results above he's hardly got a ringing endorsement (63% of votes from a 44% turnout equates to about 27.8% of the electorate). Now, whilst various Deform bootlickers are likely to try and spin this as a huge success (especially given the swing), the fact that a) voter turnout was much lower than in the General Election and b) all the mainstream parties refused to participate doesn't really show how the wider party would perform in another election. Especially since Fhurage refused to attend the ballot count and their polling position is dropping significantly.

It's also worth noting how well Count Binface did here. A known novelty joke candidate in an election with 34 candidates (most of whom were independents and 3 from the satirical Monster Raving Loony Party) getting over a quarter of the votes cast (and nearly half the number of votes of the actual winner, equating to around 11% of the electorate) is a pretty clear sign that Fhurage isn't anywhere near as popular as he seems to pretend he is.

[samreich]

all masks depicted in this episode are entirely fictitious. any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or to actual events is purely coincidental.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I do enjoy a good visual gag, and an old favorite of mine is “there is Math on a Board in the background that contextually makes no sense.” This broadly comes in 3 flavors I enjoy:

• the board is in front of a classroom, and the Math is waaay too advanced for whatever level of pupil these kids are supposed to be; like having the calculus integral in front of kindergartners, or relativistic physics in front of high schoolers.

• the board is in front of Criminals, who are Planning Something, and by all rights there ought to be no Math there to begin with. Like. You’re planning a Heist why do you have the Full Lagrangian on there. Are we taking a rocket to the bank.

• the characters are super-genius science fiction people. The Math is “Pi≈3.24” with an unlabeled pie chart.

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[msvelawciraptor]

If you create an ad that autoplays sound, I should be allowed to kick you in the balls and play that ad in the middle of your mother's funeral.

[the-oracle-of-the-lost]

fan 1: i think this character is a lesbian because of xyz reason!

me: cool! definitely adopting this into my headcanons!

fan 2: i think this character is a lesbian because she would never be sullied by gross icky men 🤮

me: i am making her bisexual as we speak.

[pankendev]

i should be nicer to anons calling me an egg maybe it's their first time seeing someone even slightly gnc

[pankendev]

i have to ask actually. what happens when you go in someone's inbox and go "omg you should try being a girl i bet you're actually a closeted girl" and it's a trans man. does that ever happen. what then

[pankendev]

auaahhauhghhh awful awful awful

[the-compost-corner]

[Image id: an anonymous ask that reads, "I'm a trans guy who dresses goth and slutty and i get "omg estrogen would save her" like at least once a week. And when I complain about it people tell me I'm being transmisogynistic for not wanting people to misgender me and tell me to detransition. so yeah I don't talk about it but it fucking sucks" /end image id]

[mariacallous]

[queer-ragnelle]

Okay we've seen the upper limits of what an astronomical budget for filmmaking can do. Let's cap the budget at $500,000 for a few years and see what film teams forced to get creative and utilize unknown actors produce.

[biologicalstepfather]

If you know who Emmett Till is please reblog.

I’m trying to prove a point to my dad.

[trooper1023]

The violent murder of a 14 year old boy from Chicago. Because he was alleged to have cat-called at a white wealthy woman.

The woman’s white ass racist neighbors got so offended, they went and “did something about it.”

🤮

From the FBI Freedom of Information Act public vault:

Emmett Till

Emmett Louis Till (1941-1955) was murdered while visiting relatives in LeFlore County, Mississippi. In 1955, two suspects were tried for the

[alexseanchai]

This is not ancient history. This is a Black boy who would have turned eighty-five next month. There are people born the same year he was whose great-grandchildren are older than he ever got to be.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Like a new friend!

[sparvverius]

my "extra firm" tofu is very soft and sloppy.... what gives......?

[bat-incooking-school]

Maybe try giving it 15 minutes to recover