So being a public defender and sometimes having to go through just a crap ton of screenshots and videos from your client that they SWEAR will help them, you're going to run into a lot of amateur porn. And it's one thing to get to know way too much about what client's junk and his partner's snatch looks like. But then there's a point where you've maybe been doing this job too long because these are your reactions...
1) My dude, seriously you wax your balls? Do your boys know you wax, because that is not the vibe you are giving off to the world.
2) Oh my god. How lazy are you? For the love of God get on top once.
3) Oh buddy does she sound to you like she's actually enjoying herself? Do you think you're good at this? Cuz that moaning is like she forgot her lines and then just kind of half-heartedly threw them out towards the end there, bud.
4) Seriously, I have looked at so many pictures of you flexing...what is the point of all those arm muscles if you cannot get on top once?
5) Wow, my period must have just started because I know this bullshit isn't making me wet. At least the cramps will be a pleasant distraction.
I just... Why didn't I become an accountant?