There's always a first year Muggleborn who refuses to believe that brooms are not able to fly, even with magic(which they may or may not believe in), and whenever they see their first Quidditch game, or they see a Quidditch team practicing, they're just
"Guys, guys, I'm tripping out right now. I'm seeing people on BROOMS and they're FLYING. Did someone hex me or something? Cause there's no way a broom can fly, even with magic- wait, the hell you mean this is normal? NORMAL? People flying on brooms is NORMAL to you? Can a broom even support a person's full weight? They don't even look aerodynamic! No, no, I'm NOT going back to bed, I'm gonna find out how the hell a broom can fly."
And there are some fifth years or somethingnear them and they just start bursting out laughing, just straight up cackling like hyenas because there's always at least ONE kid EVERY YEAR that does this. Last year there were five, and BOY were they fun to mess with. Even the Hufflepuffs couldn't resist teasing them.
Some other kids, prolly Purebloods tbh, just sigh and mutter under their breath, "no wonder we had to hide from you guys in, like, the 15th century."
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