Dec 1, 2020
I've just seen a video of jaemin twerking and my life will never be the same again
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I've just seen a video of jaemin twerking and my life will never be the same again
task: describe yourself with photos you already have. you can’t download or search for new ones. tag 10 people.
Who knows 10 people? Sadly not me.
I saw this going around and it seemed like fun and I’m bored AF at work.
We tag @yoongisabby @broke-bts-stan @elenaramos1 @multifandomfantasychild and anyone else who wants to try 💜😅
TJ:
Melissa:
Octane: if there’s baby yoda, then mommy yoda and daddy yoda did the thing
Lifeline: please don’t find hentai on this
Octane: you can’t stop me.
i’d be a really good girlfriend 😔
Things My Dad Has Said Tonight (mostly reacting to things):
“I know Ben Dover. He’s friends with Hugh Jass”
*monotone, reacting to a commercial* “oh no. She’s being chased by abdominal pain.”
“Sometimes I’m chased by bad gas. It catches up on me”
“And that gives you fourrr fartlets”
“Oohhh lets take a selfie with steak in our teeth”
“Why is it that wherever they go, they go in a pack? ‘Ok everyone, let’s shuffle over to isle four’”
*reacting to show* “Yep, that’s a text!”
Show: “He’s not like you. He needs to hear the words.” Me to my dad: “what words does he need to hear” My dad: “chron’s disease” My sister: “Lovely words”. My dad: “it means ‘I love you’”
Me, reacting to the show: “she needs to put on clothes”. My sister: “everybody needs to put on clothes”. My dad: “I don’t need to put on clothes.”
My dad: “He’s a tough old coot”. *person is killed*. My dad: “he was a tough old coot”
“She has a heinie chin”
Show: “life is a dream. Realize it. Mother Theresa.” Me, being dramatic: “why are they quoting mother Theresa?” My dad: “No, they’re not quoting mother Theresa, they’re telling her. ‘Life is a dream. Realise it, mother Theresa!”
*said like ‘I want to suck your blood’ from hotel Transylvania (I think)* “I must take off my pants”
“The fall of mollymauk!” (He doesn’t know who mollymauk is)
Commercial: “do you want to know what makes me enjoy my day?” My dad: “yes” Commercial: “walking in arch- lifting sketchers.” My dad: “thank you”
*Person in commercial looks at camera*. My dad: “what the hell? Why’d she look at us like that? That was a nasty look. Wasn’t that a nasty look, Chanel (my dog)? It was.”
Reacting to a commercial: “We dysfunctional. Dat functional. And other functional”
Commercial: “to shoppers, we’re thinking about you.” My dad: “no you’re not. Don’t lie to me”
Shirtless men in commercial: “years ago, we took a trip to Bali.” My dad: “ever since then, we haven’t worn shirts”
@whogirl7
gee i love you but are you ok,,,,,
sometimes i look back on my own posts and am utterly terrified by my own aura
Nano is BOLD