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[graph100]

i hunger... i hamburger...

[toastdoezexizt]

[irrevocablecondition]

its soup kid

since u were born on a wednesday and my birthday was on a wednesday were basically twins 🎀🎀

OPS ON STAND UP COMEDY?????

we are now twins !!

this is so wild my uni just announced a stand up comedy night,,,, are you in my walls.

i literally only watch michael mcintyre (oh ive definitely spelt that wrong somehwere) is he stand up?? and then whatever random people pop up on my fyp. but yk !! we might make a stand up comedy fan out of me, we might enjoy comedy night

[gumpdowner]

Hey guys I am going to sleep, can y'all goofy mfs reblog this with the most what-the-fuck TF2 headcanons you can think of so that when I wake up I can have a good merry chortle

[messenger-memes]

[starfaring-princelotor]

Let me lick your pickle. I promise it will tickle. 🥒

No means no, anon. 

[twinnedpeaks]

people who post those fridge organization videos scare the fuck out of me. you have too much money and half of that stuff will go to waste

[asteralpine]

Lost track of time for like twenty minutes (apparently) while sitting in my car scrolling through Instagram Reels (I cannot, will not, download the clock app for a variety of reasons but Instagram has other almost-redeeming features) and then apparently ANOTHER FORTY FIVE MINUTES watering my garden and talking to all the plants and harvesting strawberries and tomatoes and then sitting on the back porch listening to the wind in the leaves.

I can tell you which one made me feel better (comfortable, nature-Y almost earth-witchy)