#a dark comedy

[95--95]

[subtitlebuoy]

Wind speed 9.0 m/s. Sea temp: 26.9 °C, air temp: 27.2 °C. #salmahayek

[jeannotjean]

I was once told I remind someone of a cartoon character

Then promptly ran face first into a telephone pole

[pinkrose787]

We have to do a speech that is part of some sort of ceremony, so I have chosen to do a Eulogy for a pie maker while subtly implicating his business partner for his murder.