#a drunk vampire

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baby slider with 🗡A KNIFE

(You have given a tiny child a sharp knife!!!! Nice!!!!! Hee hee)

Slider's eyes are wide as he looks down at the shiney blade with a red handle. Gently picking it up he held it out in front of him like a sword.

"Dad, Pops, look! I'm like one of those knights from Happily Ever After!" He jabbed at an imaginary enemy in front of him with glee.

"Where in Cyberspace did he get a knife?!" Coop asked his partner as he scrambled after his son in hope of stopping any accidents.

"How should I know?! Besides it's not like he's going to actually stab someone with it." Hacker scoffed trying to ignore the situation.

"He's six! He shouldn't play with knives, and what- oh my gosh." At this Hacker turned and groaned pinching his face.

Slider was looking at the two of them with a guilty look while on the verge of tears, the knife having somehow slipped through his hands and was now sticking out of his shoe and most likely foot.

"Put him on the table, I'll get my kit." Hacker sighed before pointing at Slider. "And no more sharp objects for you!"

Slider nodded solemnly with a sniff as he watched his dad get to work, holding onto his Pop's hands and refusing to let go even after it was fixed.

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a-drunk-vampire

awwwww niceee

I HAVE BEEN CONSUMED.......

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a-drunk-vampire

omg yessss. i love demon school!

I’m like five-six episodes into the first season and I love it auaghg it’s so cute and I LOVE the aesthetic, it’s that perfect flavor of fluffy-spooky and I need more sweet cartoons with action in my life

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@a-drunk-vampire​ -  "That makes one of us."

“ I’m definitely not drunk enough to deal with you. “

[huntressthewizard]

@a-drunk-vampire​

🍃🏹➳ “You can’t drink my blood, pal.” She said, almost a bit too loudly as she leaned against the bar counter, slightly teetering despite having the weakest drink on the menu in her hand.

       “I mean, not for lack of permission, but more like a physical ‘can’t’-- it’s like... half tree sap. You’d probably die.” Or at least would have a terribly salty-bitter syrup aftertaste going down.

      “So you can... you can stop tryin’ to butter me up, cus that dog don’t hunt. That tree don’t bark.”

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what were coop's thoughts right after hacker ran off when the transformatron plots were destroyed? how did it change after hacker sabotaged him with magnetite? how long did it take for him to realize it was hacker?

When Hacker first ran off Coop was too angry to think. He knew his partner had high dreams but this was just crazy. After calming down he figured Hacker would return after a couple days at most and they'd talk it out, his partner was dramatic and sometimes needed space and time to cool off, something Coop would always give him.

A couple days later and Coop is suddenly taken down by the switched Magnimite helmet. He's confused, afraid, and panicking. Suddenly the thought occurs to him that there is only one person who holds a grudge large enough to do this. Coop is devastated and betrayed. He never thought Hacker was capable of hurting him or Slider, but he just got proven wrong so he takes off to protect the ones he loves, he questions it for weeks, wondering if he was wrong, wondering if he just reached out to Hacker and told him what happened and where he is that he'd see how wrong he was, but he doesn't. Because no matter how much he tries to deny or figure something new out, he always comes back to it being Hacker who did this to him.

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@a-drunk-vampire​ Encountered Missi, Sober

To say she was surprised was an understatement, not expecting to meet the drunken man she had met that night at the bar. Her face would turn a light red as she blushed remembering their drunken talk and stumbles. Not being one to degrade herself to public intoxication often she was a bit embarrassed to see him again.

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"Well, what'da'ya know? I didn't think anyone still lived here. Sorry for barging in, mate, but you did leave the door unlocked." (just something causal. wanted a break from the other blog)

Coop looked up, rather unstartled for someone who just had a stranger walk into their home. "Well guess that answers the question about needing to add a coat of paint to the house and do some repairs." He snorted, looking the man over, from Castleblanca perhaps? They had some strange customs over there so Coop wasn't too bothers, as long as the man was polite and didn't pose a threat, Coop would be the same.

Looking down at the pan of cookies he'd pulled out of the over a few minutes ago, Coop nodded down towards one. "Care for a fresh baked cookie? You'd better hurry before my son eats them all if so." Coop snorted good humoredly.