Lucifer 2x12 - Love Handles Reaction’d (was live 1/23) *spoilers*
Why are we imitating the Saw genre so blatantly! That’s a little distracting.
Of course it was all a dream! That was a dirty trick.
Have Lucifer and Chloe body swapped?
Love handles / horns - these writers know the way to my nerdy soul
Lucifer: “May I?” [subtext: sex you up] / Chloe: “No I got it.” [Subtext: Please, I was in hot tub high school, remember?]
Chloe: “How do I look?” / Lucifer: “Beautiful” - This is a 9/Rose Doctor Who moment, why are you jerking me around by the emotions?
Lucifer at a college frat party - things I never knew I would enjoy.
Lucifer at a girl pow-wow slumber party doing girl talk - things I always knew I would enjoy.
“How do I turn this thing off?” Something I never thought I would hear Lucifer say about his suave lady-magnet powers.
Best one-liner of the show this week goes to...Doctor Linda Martin: “Doctor - Devil confidentiality.” ^devilish applause^
Lucifer’s mom asking Linda for advice - “now I see the resemblance.” Oh poor Linda! You need OT and a bonus for individual and family counselling. Make it rain.
Chloe Decker - queen of insults “sad sack who couldn’t get tenure”
Time Lord / Devil solutions #105 - poke the problem with a stick
So basically Chloe and Lucifer are one person now?
Dr/Professor Carlisle, you deserve a special place in hell!
“God made Chloe - yeah he kind of made them all” This sass is why Maze is queen.
Nah, these episodes are not operatic or melodramatic at all; let’s dial back the trope drama just a bit.
Aww, Chloe hugs are the best. Lucifer touches Chloe’s face. Man this is escalating super fast. Should I be worried?
Lucifer yelling at Chloe was too much for me. Knock it off you petulant child! Your dad gave you a personalized miracle, and in the midst of your tantrum you are going to break it. Quit your whining, polish your horns, take one for #teamdeckerstar and kick some ass for Chloe like she’s done for you many times.
Well, we knew it was coming. Now I suppose that in order to save Chloe’s life (again) the choice is Lucifer’s. But what choice / ultimatum will be put before him?
Did I mention how much I think it’s rags that we got 10 episodes before the fall hiatus and now we only get 3 before the winter hiatus, and then we have to wait until [Edit] May before we finish out the final season 2 episodes! Yes it’s much more than last season, but you got my hopes up just to dash them. Next week’s episode better be something like 90 minutes long or I am not surviving this.
Just a bit stunned and disappointed.