Jul 14, 2025
My mother has trained the local raccoons that she will feed them...
Please see: raccoon pouting for snack
SNACK LADY HAS APPEARED!
SNACK AQUIRED
#it is an egg for anyone wondering.#a raw egg#chicken egg#btw#she loves her raccoons#it is not good#“at least she lives in a rural area?” no no she lives in a duplex in a very human populated area#“but thats training the raccoons to be too friendly to people!?” yes :) we now have an army of 50+ raccoons that are way too comfortable#“what do they even eat?!” cat food. eggs. marshmallows#“but that isnt good for them?!” direct quote from her: if they only live 2 years i want it to be full of marshies#what is more american than a raccoon with diabetes?#personally? i do not support the raccoon empire. however. i cannot stop her.










