The Ditzyist of Dykes

Hi Im Cass, I have the hobbies of a 83 year old and am generally a mean leasbian

[pangur-and-grim]

what isn’t captured here are the spit droplets raining down on me

[stoned-ratpack]

I captured some of my favorite frames of The Beast and her activities

[pure-sea-salt]

scrolled through the pangur tag for over an hour to find this specific post because i couldnt stop thinking about it, hence why ive been liking and reblogging a bunch of pangur

[huariqueje]

Strawberries - Jeremy Miranda , 2026

American , b. 1980 -

Acrylic on board , 9 1/4 x 7 1/2 in.

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[my-dailydreams]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[bonivers]

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[bonivers]

i almost let comparison be the thief of my joy again

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[swampthing07]

[swampthing07]

[fadeintoyou1993]

breaking my silence. me

[pansyfemme]

why is the only ad that tumblr has been showing me for the past day daphne and velma blowjob

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]

[segamascott]

[staff]

Just added “Likes”: an easy way to let people know that you like their posts.

[shayberri789]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or