#a.i.s

[textsfromtheusshephaestus]

Hera: Yeah I knew you'd like Eiffel.

Hera: He's emotionally and physically self destructive.

Jacobi: We would have so much to talk about!

[textsfromchorus]

[Image Description: A medium shot of Sarge, Tucker, Carolina, Epsilon, Grif, and Simmons. There is text that reads (818): we’re bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?]

[gamemina]

Got muh own A.I.S now!!! 🎉🎉😁😁

[textsfromtheusshephaestus]

Hera, speaking to Minkowski: well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to your face

[textsfromtheusshephaestus]

Hera speaking to Eiffel: Minkowski just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here

[textsfromtheusshephaestus]

Eiffel messaging Hera: Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo.

Eiffel: That was a good call.

[textsfromtheusshephaestus]

Minkowski asking Hera what happened the night before: At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?

[textsfromtheusshephaestus]

Hera, after Eiffel tells her about his date with Kepler: You went on the date?

Hera: His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???