Heyo could I ask hcs for guy, tsuzuru and taichi with an s/o who says really cheesy pickup lines (for example; "my mum told me to follow my dreams can I follow you?) just to see them blush?? Thank you anyways have a nice day and please stay safe!! Lovec your work!! <3 :]
I really enjoyed writing it! Thanks for requesting it and for your sweet words (////)! I hope that you like it and have a great day!💕
📝 “I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love’. Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?” You smiled at Tsuzuru, noticing that he had raised his eyebrow at you. It was the very first time, that you had used a pickup line on him, but maybe it will help you to finally see him blush!
📝 “If we talk about it… Maybe it could help me with some ideas. Sure, a small talk about it won’t hurt.” Tsuzuru said, turning his head back towards his laptop as he continued to work on it, leaving you standing behind him.
📝 Maybe he was just tired. That could be possible, right? He is always busy and doing lots of things. You just have to use more on him so he will figure out that you actually use some cheesy ones on him!
📝 A week later, you walked to your dear friend, sitting down next to him only to ask him out of the blue: “Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?” Tsuzuru’s bright eyes widen at your words. His cheeks were dusted red as he listened carefully and hearing even those words in his mind, asking him the same question over and over, making his cheeks go redder. “W-What…?” He stuttered, now realizing that you used a pickup line on him.
📝 “You heard me. Kiss me if I’m wrong.” You smirked at him, winking at the flustered man, as you stood up. Oh, how adorable Tsuzuru was, when he looked at you with this expression. You surely will not stop using those cheesy pickup lines. Who wouldn’t even want to stop after seeing the script writer so flustered and nearly dropping his phone…?
🐶 “Hey, I just wanted to thank you for the gift… I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.” You smiled sweetly at Taichi, whose blush spread from his cheeks towards his nose and ears. “Huh…? I… What? M-Me…?” That was the whole reason, why you started to use those cheesy but also funny pickup lines on sweet puppy-like Taichi.
🐶 You could never stop doing it, as it made Taichi so flustered. He was even more puppy-like whenever you did so, even following you like one, making Yuki and Banri laugh at the redhead’s behavior.
🐶 Never did he thought that somebody would try to flirt with him. He doesn’t even know how to stay calm around you. Hell, there was even a time, Taichi tried to use some lines on you, but when you were faster than him, words couldn’t escape his mouth, as he stared at you.
🐶 “Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?” The autumn troupe actor wanted to scream “YES!” in a heartbeat, but again, he stood there, hiding his blushing face with his palms, while you chuckled at his reaction.
🐶 You used them all the time… Even when you two ate your food together. “What’s on your face?” You asked him, making Taichi look up from his food, asking himself if he had a bit of his sauce on his cheek again. “Is it… sauce?” He asked, trying to wipe it off, while still munching on his food. “Oh, sorry… It’s just your beautiful eyes! Huh… Taichi!? Oh my god, I’m sorry, please don’t die! I didn’t want you to choke on your food! Taichiiii!! Take a deep breath! Oh nooo!”
🤖 “My mom told me to follow my dreams. Can I follow you?” Guy raised his eyebrows at you, not familiar with any pickup lines at all. “I wanted to go to the park. If you want to accompany me, you are very welcome to do so.” Guy said, leaving the building. “W-Wait… What?”
🤖 One day, Guy will learn about it and you will make sure, that his face will get as red as the roses you’ve seen your friends getting, after their plays. “I will never stop my cheesy pickup line game.” You laughed, only to see your friend Izumi shake her head at you. “It’s Guy. I’m sure that he won’t react the same way like some other people.”
🤖 Oh boy, was Izumi wrong! You never gave up and threw them at the actor, wherever and whenever you could. You will see the reaction you wanted!
🤖 “I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.” Your hands were on top of Guy’s shoulders, as you eyed him. “That’s not possible, (y/n).” He just said, turning around to leave you once again alone in his room. “Mh… Guy’s ears were a little bit red… Wait… Was he blushing?” Your lips turned into a wide smile, cheering and happy that you finally did it! Guy was blushing! Not as much as you wished for, but he still did it!
🤖 “Next mission… Make him blush more often…” You smirked to yourself, running after the taller man, as you told him more pickup lines.
H*CK you guys, here’s some Guy x gn reader headcanons 🎣
you guys deserve some food. i respect the hustle, all guy simps are champions. obvious spoiler warnings because he comes in pretty late in the story. ok let’s get started
Guy rarely has an expressive face, so he’s glad when you tell him that you accept it. At this rate, only people close to him know his tells! You, Citron, and most of Winter Troupe are the first to notice that he’s happy when the corner of his mouth quirks up a little bit. By like, a millimeter. Sometimes his eyebrows furrow, and that either means he’s angry or he’s thinking about what tea to have in the morning.
It’s canon that he laughs when he hears people mention chickpeas so you better take ADVANTAGE of this fact. My guy’s chuckles are deep and comforting you know it
Speaking of expressing emotions, Guy prefers to do so with his words and acts of service. Expect “good morning”’s and “how are you”’s and “you look wonderful”’s on a daily basis please don’t stop him. He’s also the type to dote on you, so please accept the favors he wants to do for you!
When you do the same, like tuck him in bed or offer to fix his collar, Guy shuts down and has to reboot. He’s unfamiliar with this, so it might take some time before he accepts that he can be doted on this time, and be human all the time!
He likes learning about other cultures with you, especially yours if it’s different from his. This means quiet reading time with him, usually with his head on your lap or vice versa! This also means watching cute documentaries together on the couch (Citron calls you guys “simps” and you have to lightly scold him) and taking language classes. Guy’s faster at picking them up ,so he’s excited when you ask him to teach you. He’s touched that you want to spend time doing something he’s passionate about.
Citron often tells you guys to spend time alone, firstly to prove that he’s his own person now, and secondly to show Guy that he trusts him. It’s about the Protection it’s about the Dynamic there is so much love here
Every once in a while, you book trips to see the places you want to go to, and have dinner dates in hole-in-the-wall restaurants near Veludo. The troupe insists that you help him take a break for once please help. Cue you and Guy feeding each other takoyaki while watching the sunset, faint live music in the background,,, sobs,,
FISHING DATES FISHING DATES
Women want me fish fear me but it’s Guy taking the best fish for you and COOKING IT IN THE SAME DAY. MAN WILL GIVE YOU FRESH DINNER AND LUNCH 24/7. BEST BOY
DRIVING DATES. OH YEA. You think I missed that Guy apparently has a car and driving license? No sir I BELIEVE he takes you out in the early morning and late nights just to hang out. He even lets you pick the music because he’s a king like that
If you let him pick, he chooses classical music or fun love songs. If you listen quietly you can hear him hum along silently, or offer to sing together when he’s feeling braver
Man holds your hand while he drives. Maybe sometimes pats your leg because he’s soft like that. BUT ALSO PICTURE HIM DOING SO WITH HIS SLEEVES ROLLED UP, HAIR SLICKED BACK, WITH NICE WATCH ON HIS WRIST. PERISH
I KNOW he can drive with one hand. This boy’s a soldier— he’s trained for this, I’m Very sure he can beat up an entire squad of attackers so driving is definitely no sweat for him.
Sometimes he has nightmares from feeling too much like a machine and the training he’s undergone. He ends up jolting awake with a cold sweat. When he sees and hears you though, with concern on your face ft. some water and a towel, BOY does he recover much faster, and falls asleep hugging you. What a king
Hi! I don’t think anyone has requested Guy yet and I think he needs some love, so could I ask for say… 2, 19 and 27 on the courting meme for him? Ty! <3
Guy:
2. ♥ When they have a crush on someone, how do they let them know?
Guy is awkward and bumbling only after his obvious feelings are pointed out to him. He treated you quite normally even if he questioned the fluttering in his chest or the unease in his stomach whenever you were nearby, thinking that it was likely normal to feel this way about someone you were close to (ignoring the fact Citron and the others didn’t inspire such things). It’s only when he has a serious conversation with Azuma and the others about their past romantic experiences that a light bulb goes off, and then Guy truly has no idea what to do. Each of his troupe mates offers up a different way to approach you but none of them feel quite like him, he’s not good at playing coy nor does he think he wants to ignore these feelings in hopes that they’ll go away. Honesty had always been the best policy in his opinion and as embarrassed as he was to confide in you his unabridged feelings, he knew there would at least be no room for questions about whether he knew he was confessing romantic feelings or not.
19. ♥ What was their first impression about their partner/person they are courting?
Guy knew that he didn’t always have an accurate first impression of people, and that other humans were much too complicated to figure out at first glance so he didn’t really form an opinion on you until he knew more. He thought you seemed kind but his impression didn’t go much farther from there as there was a certain amount of things going on around him that prevented him from having more interaction with you. He did have to say from what little time you had together you had intrigued him to the point where he was very interested in getting to know you better.
27. ♥ Have they had dreams about their partner/the person they are courting?
Guy hadn’t had many dreams before he met you. He had always assumed it was simply because he was an android, someone who couldn’t even have dreams, but after he met you… He was a little startled with the frequency of them. They started off mostly mundane and not always revolving around you yet you were always there, off to the side, perhaps saying something brief to him before making yourself scarce, your presence was always felt by him. They didn’t become romantic in nature until he saw more movies and plays that involved romance directly, with the two of you always inserted into the roles though Guy felt it was a little more than wanting to act together.
