#aa&cotb au

[bubblygum-crkauasks]

Wait. If Darkest Lord is 15 feet and 11 inches tall, and Lady Penumbra is 10 feet and 9 inches tall, then how tall are the rest of First Egg's Division Commanders?!

"Void Clock" Cookies is 9 feet and 7 inches.

Both "Shadow Shard" and "Shadow Masquerade are 9 feet and 11 inches.

Also another unnaturally tall cookie that the Division Commanders don't have to crane their necks all the way down to see, is "Jewel Dust" Cookie as she is 11 feet and 10 inches.

[bubblygum-crkauasks]

Silly question for spicy man..

With your wife ..who top and who is bottom in the bunkbeds if you catch my drift..

Also are kobold real in your au??

Uh... I hate to burst your bubble, but cookies in my au can't do that as cookies don't have the "parts" for that if you catch my drift. However if Spice and Obsidian Dragon (Oc) could do that, then Obsidian Dragon would definitely be "top bunk".

Update: The Kobold kind of exist in this au, Longan’s minions that they created are considered kobold. And there’s a few that did follow Obsidian Dragon Cookie.

[bubblygum-crkauasks]

How does first egg's faily routine goes?

Like what she does daily in general

Generally, she makes sure that the special machine in deep in the Witch's castle is stable, meets up with the Division Commanders on the current reports of each of their Divisions, train the Division Commanders, checks up on her personal assistants aside from the Division Commanders, and keep the Calamities in check.

In summary, First Egg's general routing revolves around keeping her army in shape.

[bubblygum-crkauasks]

Hey so you know basically how one of the egg's commanders made a surprise attack during pure Vanilla’s bakeday, do they like do the same thing towards others on their bakeday's such as gingerbrave's

No. But there's a lot of worse things that happen that Gingerbrave doesn't even care about his bakeday, in fact he completely forgets it because he never care to remember it in the first place.

Probably for a good reason.

[bubblygum-crkauasks]

Is strawberry and capsaicin okay now?

That must hurt pretty bad...

They're fine. Traumatized but fine.

For context.

[bubblygum-crkauasks]

How does first egg's commanders celebrate first egg's bakeday? Just Curious

They give a grand private birthday that only a selected amount of cookies (such as those who stole a first batcher and Seratron) are invited along with the Division Commanders themselves.

The party itself has an entire orchestra along with fancy decorated cake in First Egg’s honor.

[bubblygum-crkauasks]

So how is burning spice doing right now?

For extra context.

[bubblygum-crkauasks]

What was Shadow Shard Cookie doing to Strawberry and Capsaicin here?!: https://www.tumblr.com/bubblygum-crkauasks/819877381218172928/what-exactly-does-gingerbrave-do-when-he-snaps?source=share

Um...

TW: For strangulation and torture.

Btw they got neck scars for this incident.