Ranking the Jesus Christ Superstar Betrayal Kisses
Don't ask why I had this idea. I just... did. Chronological order of release date. Don't worry, I don't ship Jesus/Judas. I ship Jesus/Mary Magdalene.
First off, 1973.
WHAT IS THAT?! It took me absolutely forever to find a crappy picture of a crappy kiss. 1/10.
Now, the 2000 movie
HOLY TAGATHA! Jerome and Glenn's acting in this is phenomenal.
I could barely tell that that was on the CHEEK. Took me 10 minutes of watching this GIF to figure it out.
AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE SCENE AFTER THIS.
LOOK AT THIS!!!! 10000000000/10
Next up, Tim Minchin Arena Tour
Pathetic little kiss on the temple. I mean, I can't really blame Tim Minchin, when this was filmed, he had a wife and two young kids; he was devoted to them. But wait for it...
BEN FORSTER'S HUG! This makes up the sucky temple kiss redeemed.
SOLID 10/10
Swedish Arena Tour
EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! THE EDGE! THE PASSION!
AND IT'S NOT EVEN THE BEST PART YET
AHHHHHHHHHH! THE HUG THO
1000000000000000000/10
50th Anniversary North American Tour
This was my first JCSS production, so this one will always be near and dear to my heart. I'm not sure why Judas' understudy is in ALL OF THE OFFICIAL PHOTOS but whatever. I would have totally found a GIF but I couldn't find one. I loved how Judas' hands were dipped in silver paint so we could know that he still betrayed Jesus, therefore he is still guilty, but not as guilty as we think. Solid 8/10.
It's 12:40 AM. I have school. I need sleep.
But I really enjoyed this.
I will open my ask box for suggestions of something like this for some of my other fandoms and this one, too. I am not telling you guys all of them because I am far too tired. Just look through my minuscule blog.
Done for the day.