Allison: [Pointing at the broken coffee machine.] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Stephen: ...I did. I broke it.
Allison: No. No you didn't. Tommy?
Tommy: Don't look at me. Look at Eddie.
Eddie: What?! I didn't break it.
Tommy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Eddie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Tommy: Suspicious.
Eddie: No it's not!
Buck: If it matters, probably not, but Ruby was the last one to use it.
Ruby: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Buck: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Ruby: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Buck!
Stephen: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Allison.
Allison: No! Who broke it!?
Eddie: Allison...Mason's been awfully quiet.
Mason: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing.]
Allison: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.