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I love you all and I’m so sorry we went dark again, it’s a little hard to manage this blog while balancing 2 jobs and rough life obstacles.

BUT

Y’all should donate to the Alpha Betas Kickstarter that’s out now! We’ve raised well-over half the goal in 1 day and the more we can put into the show, the more content we can get, so please donate if you can, and if not, no worries, just share it around! Hoping to get back to the quotes soon! -Mod K

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Eddie: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?

Ruby: It's not water.

Eddie: Vodka! I like your sty-

Ruby: It's vinegar.

Eddie: ...What?

Ruby: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

#eddie #ruby #ab eddie #ab ruby #alpha betas #source: vine

Tommy: Look, I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I wasn't an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside on the street and thought about returning it, but the owner lived outside of the city so I just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Mason: Okay, that's really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

#mason #ab mason #tommy #ab tommy #alpha betas

Eddie: Which country has the most birds?

Eddie: Portu-geese!

Mason: That’s a language.

Eddie: Portu-gull?

Mason: Good recovery.

Tommy: I think you mean good re-dovery ;)

Buck: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

#buck #tommy #mason #eddie #ab mason #ab tommy #ab eddie #ab buck #alpha betas

Stephen: What scares you the most?

Tommy: Sharks.

Eddie: Bugs.

Mason: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us towards our inevitable deaths.

Buck: Mason.

#buck #mason #tommy #eddie #ab buck #ab mason #ab eddie #ab tommy #ab stephen #stephen #alpha betas

Eddie: How'd you get Buck and Tommy to betray me? What'd you offer them?

Mason: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you and they instantly said yes.

#source: brooklyn 99 #eddie #mason #tommy #buck #ab eddie #ab buck #ab tommy #ab mason #alpha betas

Buck, walking up to locked door: Allow me. Locks are my specialty.

Buck: *throws brick through window*

#ab buck #buck #alpha betas

I'm well aware that I've accidentally set myself on fire and it's none of your business. I don't need your pity water either. Let me burn in peace.

Tommy after fucking up in another mission

Eddie: Do you wanna keep giving me shit or do you want to get out of here?

Mason: Oh, don’t think I can’t do both. I am quite the multitasker.

#eddie #mason #ab mason #ab eddie #alpha betas

Allison: [Pointing at the broken coffee machine.] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Stephen: ...I did. I broke it. Allison: No. No you didn't. Tommy? Tommy: Don't look at me. Look at Eddie. Eddie: What?! I didn't break it. Tommy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Eddie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Tommy: Suspicious. Eddie: No it's not! Buck: If it matters, probably not, but Ruby was the last one to use it. Ruby: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Buck: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Ruby: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Buck! Stephen: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Allison. Allison: No! Who broke it!? Eddie: Allison...Mason's been awfully quiet. Mason: REALLY?! [Everyone starts arguing.] Allison: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.