#ab allison

[chibitasfatfuckinrack]

Just wanted to share some of my favorite screenshots from the pilot ✌

[incorrect-alpha-betas]

Allison: [Pointing at the broken coffee machine.] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Stephen: ...I did. I broke it. Allison: No. No you didn't. Tommy? Tommy: Don't look at me. Look at Eddie. Eddie: What?! I didn't break it. Tommy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Eddie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Tommy: Suspicious. Eddie: No it's not! Buck: If it matters, probably not, but Ruby was the last one to use it. Ruby: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Buck: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Ruby: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Buck! Stephen: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Allison. Allison: No! Who broke it!? Eddie: Allison...Mason's been awfully quiet. Mason: REALLY?! [Everyone starts arguing.] Allison: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

[theinternetphantom]

Eddie: Are we in trouble?

Allison: Take a guess.

Buck: ...no?

Allison: Take another guess.

[lilmikeytheking]

So let talk About Alpha betas

[thepurplesquip]

Allison: This is Jessie, or if you know her by her gamertag, SecretSniper148.

Tommy: SecretSniper148! I know you! I’ve been trying to get past you on the leader boards for weeks but you keep killing me!

Jessie, through text: Suck it noob.

[incorrect-alpha-betas]

Eddie: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Allison: I do have a sense of humour, you know.

Eddie: I've never heard you laugh before.

Allison: I've never heard you say anything funny.

[incorrect-alpha-betas]

Allison to Alpha Team: This is by far the worst thing you have ever done!

Mason: You say that so often it’s lost meaning.

[incorrect-alpha-betas]

Allison: This idea is crazy!

Eddie: Has that ever stopped us before?

Allison: I really wish it would.