#abacus cinch

[doozyfloozy]

soo anybody willing to listen to me!!!! aaaahaaaaahaa

[carouselunique]

"Oh, you foolish filly... Prince Blueblood is Royalty. You're just a commoner... that's something no desperate bid to trap him is going to change. I think you've overstayed your welcome. I won't let you ruin his life. Go home."

No, no he doesn't. Madame Cinch made sure of that. Made sure that Ditzy wouldn't want to tell him either, putting all those doubts in her head - Ditzy thinks that it might be best to let sleeping Diamond Dogs lie and just raise Dinky herself.

And if you can believe it Cinch genuinely thinks she did the right thing.

She's not losing another of her charges.

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

i showed my sister the equestria girls movies last week because i needed a win and these were her thoughts:

equestria girls:

"sunset, you've gotta wait till your goons are gone before code-switching"

"sunset knows she's a horse so being with flash is kinda weird"

"don't like snips and snails"

"pan rainbow dash?" (i asked if she had any thoughts on their human designs and that was it, idk what to tell ya)

"why are the people colored in this reality?"

"why is rarity british?" (overall thought about the whole franchise)

"when did we fucking ask him? nobody asked him to join" (about flash playing guitar during the cafeteria song)

^but yeah she didn't really vibe with flash but she found the "one no would've been fine" line funny

"laughter" "no, it's insanity"

"i didn't know there was another way" "i don't give a fuck"

rainbow rocks:

"why is the moon, cheese?"

"i like the names. in case you weren't sure this was about music" (said during the opening credits when it showed the dazzlings)

"to be fair, you did ruin everything" (towards sunset)

"somebody needs to slap rainbow"

she really wanted to protect fluttershy, i could tell

she also wasn't necessarily loving flash x twilight during the first movie but definitely wasn't after he made twilight cry so-

friendship games:

"great, a murder board"

"why are you keeping tabs [on chs]? maybe you should focus on your other students" (towards cinch)

"what do you think i should do?" "you should keel over and die"

"sugarcoat, just stab me in the heart, why don't you"

"she looks like she belongs in spongebob, derogatory" (about cinch)

"twilight is doing disney knees"

"cinch is a bitch, cinch is a bitch. cinch is a winch, cinch is a winch" (said in a sing-songy way)

"why's this bitch singin'?" (again about cinch)

"we want what we deserve" "who said you deserve it, you fucking bitch?"

can you tell she hates cinch??

also made a couple jokes about how cadence and luna seemed like girlfriends in all of their scenes together (which was actually really valid)

legend of everfree:

"what do y'all do?" (towards celestial and luna)

"[the opening credits sequence] is gonna be at the bottom because it's giving me home by phillip phillips"

"and this is my brother, timber spruce" "TERRY?" (as in terry from tdp, which is where i got the cargo shorts thing from, so let's all thank my sister)

seemed to not be the biggest fan of sci-twi x timber ("just timber!")

"do we have watches!? cause they've mentioned time twice" "the sun dial" "but it's gonna be dark, she said it doesn't work at night!" (funny conversation that doesn't work in hindsight because they apparently had their phones with them the whole time)

"i don't know why but i'm getting trans from rainbow, cause everyone else is drawn with boobs and she's not. in that shot at least"

"if i see a man coming out of the woods, i think he's just buried a body"

"that's a disgusting design i'm sorry" (about gloriosa's villain look)

"sorry i thought he was going to kill his sister, he saw the ax and i thought he was just gonna- this is a children's movie. just for a split second"

part 2 magical movie night thoughts

[ponyficfever]

okay now please… hear me out.

[fandomlife-confessions]

[reading-sometimes]

Equestria Girls: Friendship Games SHC Sorting

This is part 3 of a 4-part series. An explanation of the SHC system by @wisteria-lodge can be found here.

Sci-Twi: Double Bird

Sci-Twi is the version of Twilight from the human world. She's called Sci-Twi by the fandom (it stands for science Twilight) to differentiate her from the other Twilight, who's a Princess. I'll just be calling her Twilight, since it's already established which Twilight she is. Twilight is one of the few people in the movies without a Badger primary model, even though she gets one by the end of the movie.

The only thing that Twilight cares about at the start of the movie is getting into an independent study program, which would mean that she'd be studying alone. She doesn't mind it at all, because knowledge is one of the most important things in the world to her. Twilight is a Bird primary, so she's searching for self-actualization. She wants to get out of her school and explore the world. She wants to understand magic, so much so that she's willing to put everyone in harm's way, including herself. Sunset says that it was purely Principal Cinch's fault that Twilight turned into a demon, but Twilight made the choice herself. Principal Cinch pressured her, but Twilight chose to do it because she wanted to see the magic, not because of Principal Cinch. She's shocked when people are nice to her, and eventually becomes comfortable with an environment where everyone accepts her for who she is. It's the first step to Twilight developing her Badger primary model.

Interestingly for a nerdy character, she flaunts the rules at Crystal Prep, the school that she goes to, all the time. She ignores the rules against pets, and she tends to work around Principle Cinch. It's interesting, since Twilight is a stickler for rules in every other movie. It's more about the difference in environments than anything - when she's surrounded by people who support her, she flourishes. When she's not, she'll get what she wants anyway. She has a Snake secondary model, since she lies to Principal Cinch repeatedly throughout the movie. She drops the model after this movie, so it's probably a coping mechanism to deal with Principal Cinch.

Principal Cinch: Lion Bird

Principal Cinch is the villain of this movie. I'm very unsure about her sorting, but whatever it is, she definitely has a lot of models. She has a Glory Hound Lion primary, and a really strong Authoritarian Badger primary model, so strong that I thought that she was a Badger primary for a while. She could be a Double Bird, which would provide a nice personality contrast to Twilight, but her personal philosophy never shows up in the movie, so it's hard to tell.

She talks about groups all the time, mostly focusing on her school, Crystal Prep. She shows her Lion primary when she talks about how her legacy will be restored; it is the only time she mentions herself instead of the school, though. She also allows her school to be a bastion of competition, with everyone competing for themselves and being miserable. Principal Cinch epitomizes her school; they act like a group, but no one really cares about each other. Everyone expects her school to be the best, so she'll do everything in her power to make sure that they live up to that.

She puts pressure on Twilight by telling her that the whole school is counting on her. She puts her top twelve students into the Friendship Games based on their skills, no matter who they are. She picked Twilight, even though Twilight was bullied and an outcast at Crystal Prep, and she demeans picking students based purely on their popularity. However, she primarily picked Twilight for her abilities; Principal Cinch is very cunning and cold, even though everything that she does is for Crystal Prep.

She preys on Twilight's fears of being excluded to get her to do what Principal Cinch wants her to - she understands people's motivations. She knows that Twilight only wants to see the magic, and uses that desire for her own ends. When Twilight turns into a demon, Principal Cinch runs away, which seems like she only values herself, until she suggests that everyone else should run away too.

As for her secondary, she's very direct. Instead of manipulating Twilight to join the Friendship Games, she tells Twilight that if she doesn't join, her application to her independent study program will be denied. She tells Twilight to spy on the other group for an advantage, not caring when Twilight said that it felt wrong. She has a Bird secondary, since she's willing to change her plan if something else works instead.

[igelmanz]

um… I was bored?? So I watched Equestria Girls-

[oilith]

This world needs more principal celestia x abacus cinch content