#abbey post

[abbeyfangirl]

dragon age: origins

ok so I’m back! and since I’ve binged a fair amount of content for da:o, I feel it necessary to do one of these again!

Alistair: The original awkward white guy? Loves cheese and Wynne and is surprisingly super sweet.

Morrigan: Tough ass lawful evil (I think?) idk I rlly think she’s cool.

Leliana: I’d romance the hecc outta her bcc she’s literally the sweetest bean. Schmooples. Schmooples? She’s a rouge with a nug named schmooples.

Oghren: the literal “dirty guy at the bar hitting on young girls” stereotype I don’t fancy. Dwarven ale??

Sten: don’t have sex with him @ Morrigan.

Sha(y)le: non-binary? idk dudes but I also hate birds.

Wynne: id call her Granny Wynne and her relationship with Alistair is wholesome :.)

Zevran: Ellen DeGeneres look-alike? Idk he’s pretty cool and I haven’t watch much content on him. Everyone seems to have him pegged as a kinky whore tho.

Loghain Mac Tir: ok maybe I don’t know shit. Isn’t he a dick? Idk.

[abbeyfangirl]

oi u twaat

red hairy peppers? Ur BDE and u can lick my hairy buttcrack with crunchy peanut butter @gasboy753 fight me bcc I love you

[abbeyfangirl]

Ronnie Kray: *opens his mouth*

Me: Ronnie, honey buns, no.

Ronnie Kray: OI FUCK OFF YA BALDY TWAT

Me: Well, it could've been worse. He could've brought the donkey

[abbeyfangirl]

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

I put the bi in bitch

Okay, keep scrolling

[abbeyfangirl]

RABBITS

Ok bois/dudes/gals/what have yous/idfk wut u r I have rabbits. And my dumb asswhore jumped into the Bucks cage and they hanky-panky'd. She gave birth. Rabbits eat their own young* if they feel threatened, and Noel's breed to begin with is notorious for eating their young (She's a Holland Lop) Only one baby survived her chomping spree. He's only a few days old. We put him in a tiny box, covered him in fluff (I'm using him pronouns because idk what the sex is and frankly I want him to be a lil boy) and set him in a cat carrier. He's on my desk chair, and KEEPS FUCKING SCRATCHING THE BOX. Rabbits only feed their young once a day in normal setting, but we feed him 3 times a day because he's small, and she's not producing much bcc there's only one kit. THE LITTLE FUCKER KEEPS WAKING ME UP. He's so sweet and small, and I luv him, but JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST IM TIRED. I WENT TO MY GRANDMAS HOUSE AND SLEPT FOR TWO HOURS BCC THIS SWEET LIL FUCK LIKES TO KEEP ME UP. *Rabbits don't have maternal/paternal instinct. Anyway, I'm not apologizing for my rant. However, if anyone has any advice/questions/blah blah bullshit, have you any statements/etc., plz feel free to express them to me. I'll prob put a pic of the lil Bean tmr or later IF HE FUCKIN STOPS SQUIMRIN anyway, niiiiight!!! 🐰🐇❤️

[abbeyfangirl]

Guys I'm lowkey thinkin about just handing in fanfiction for my conference in English bcc I am so done with my OC's. They're such assholes

[abbeyfangirl]

my sister walked into my room with a glittery fidget spinner and a matching popsocket and just grinned like she did PCP.

[abbeyfangirl]

*chicken pecks boot* you crusty old sea lion