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Legendlark Intros Reference Guide

i'm slowly compiling each episode's intro, so i can refind my favorites more easily <3 i try to succinctly describe the standout jokes for each intro, so some have more detail/coherency than others

Dames & Dragons

Festival of Lights

Into Avelis

The Gray Manacle

Final Chapter Prologue

Court of Spears

A Fragmentary Passage

The Weeping God

The Survivor's Ballad/6D Dinterlude

The Beating Earth

**Hrose Camp

The River of Lights

NeverNowhere

NeverNowhere part 1 (1-15)

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Court of Spears Intros

38 - processed joke; Kat (and Errol) do a Legendlark Space Jam parody; exclamations, Errol's skin, dance moves transmitted via speakers, and frantic puns on the arc name

39 - if Noel can't tell her friends about her poop sickness, who CAN she tell? *ad fairy pre-roll to 0:40*

40 - That Time Juniper Murdered Kat (And Noel Murdered Juniper, and Mmm Whatcha Say played); kat is the default anime girl in a dress up game; sonically awful references to the metrodome *ad fairy pre-roll to 0:40*

41 - "garsh, i hate being scolded" also juniper changes their name to mars

42 - everyone shares their cereal hot takes

43 - Kat calls out Juniper and swears an oath of vengeance against them for the murder of her plants *ad fairy pre-roll to 1:00*

44 - Kat had ✨caffeine✨

45 - Kat the 1800s southern woman listens to Juniper's story of bonding over Kingdom Hearts 3 with a nerdy man at work

46 - Juniper and Errol roleplayed Mickey and Goofy for a couple hours after the patreon livestream (feat. Noel's dead-on but wordless Donald Duck impression and the others' grotesque attempts)

47 - a pitched battle on whether or not the Detective Pikachu trailer's pokemon designs are fine feat. Noel's. opinions. on Mr. Mime and Mr. Mime lore

48 - the larks went to the bank, met Corbin the bank teller, and are a big deal in the dnd community

49 - Kat commands her dad's work friends never to speak to her about her podcast, the others welcome it

50 - Dames and Dragons: the game show! fifty episodes old with a live dinosaur audience, joke copycats, spice girls, and love n git

51 - the larks went to the mall and met the real piano man, they all get their ya-yas in

52 - Superbowl weekend, time to kill Tom Brady by feeding him strawberries (feat. Juniper's description of Errol's "beautific" expression, Noel forgetting what dnd is, and anime reactions to the last episode)

53 - Juniper was forced to dance at their company work party

54 - Kat calls Juniper out again (good ending), sneeze-triggered possession by Mickey Mouse

55 - what would everyone have in place of hands if they were an edward scissorhands type monster

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The Weeping God Intros

60 - everyone's favorite signs of spring; kat watches a man practice devil sticks every morning; father winter

61 - larks extend every part of themselves in gratitude to everyone who showed up to meet them at CONvergence and welcome pitches for another con the following year (haunted ones and good/haunted food + drinks are preferred, as well as hot single ghosts in your area); the Avelis version of the Lord's prayer

62 - Stan (Ferguson) is here to play Varahara!!

63 - Ainsley and The Gap report on the current and not at all dated meme/problem of thirty to fifty feral hogs threatening their dear horses, the larks speculate on how they shall be killed for referencing things that will be outdated when the episode's posted; tfw you cook things long style

64 - Noel has been planting her long hairs wherever she can specifically as a trap for Juniper to sit on; Kat and Noel don't like this intro but Errol Uber-rates Juniper's story 5 stars

65 - Kat was killed by the sheer image of a neighbor walking by who may or may not have been some sort of nightmarish creature; Juniper and Errol calmly fight each other to the death over who gets to make the same intro joke

66 - kat gives road egg lore

67 - kat apologizes for reviving father winter & juniper challenges her to a race to slay him again; errol writes explicit ao3 tags for the podcast; the SAD equivalent of AA; recap directly from kat's notes

68 - errol fell off their chair, died, and came back as a ghost to be ignored and talked over; noel is 100% paying attention and not looking at her phone; juniper fakes being a sentient cloud of mist for "being ignored in public" clout

69 - we have hit the Weed Number episode 🎉

70 - juniper gives a Death Stranding (game) review; juniper and noel vibe check each other; the larks discuss their feelings on the revamped sonic trailer

71 - larks discuss their dark Phantom of the Opera past and Juniper writes an X-Men/PotO AU

72 - noel's nephew went to monster jam, the larks plan monster jam fraud, & scant discussions of their holiday experiences

73 - noel describes the plot of detective pikachu

74 - witcher discussion quickly devolves into errol writing friendfic shipping noel with her coworkers; noel suffers from seeming too cool; the larks kin donkey & shrek; riffs on orestes' name

75 - the larks brainstorm potential names for juniper's mom's new puppy

76 - charmin toilet paper commercials and horrifying camp stories

77 - kat and juniper describe the hyper intelligent horse in a generic fantasy netflix show

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was relistening to ep 123 and there's a part where buddy's like "goddess! fran! corbin!" and then a minute later corbin is established to Still Be A Horse. which i can only assume means buddy saw maeri, fran, and 3 nightmare horses and was like "yeah one of these has to be corbin"

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The Survivor's Ballad/6D Dinterlude Intros

78 - the larks are 🎵all by themselves (read: without Noel); Juniper's dog messes with their roommate's cat; Kat's spiritually 60; Juniper's boss loves mowing

79 - Juniper's dog has a bad time at the dog pool despite his lifejet; what type of pool would each lark be

80 - a strange man hacked sacks in Kat's yard & the larks make Dr. Seuss references to him; people are cowards

81 - Kat explains fat bear week to Juniper and Errol

82 - the larks + Amber theorize on why Kat got a crisp dollar bill in her mailbox; everyone left fruit in Errol's high school locker

83 - Rudy is back and going to kill Corbin; memeing and Homestuck discussion

84 - celebrity voice casting for the characters

85 - the larks + TK discuss Cats (2019)

86 - Cats (2019) discussion part 2

87 - star performer Norl Shyri has been traveling the country since last on the podcast; green eggs & ham parody turns into Kat's spam trauma turns into Juniper & Noel's ghoulish childhood stories

88 - Juniper's Code Geass pee dream & Chantel stealing Noel's pillow

89 - the larks + Lysa discuss the difficulties of obtaining clotted cream & attend comedy 101

90 - harmar mall lore & wizard mysteries

91 - Celeste's self promo, Juniper's Come On Eileen trauma, and Kat's encounter with a drunk man asking her for queer advice

92 - Juniper's encounter with a stranger accosting them while they were late to the dog park

93 - Juniper's ordeal trying not to poop while getting Riot to the vet

94 - the larks + Andrew discuss peanut butter surprise & fluffernutters

95 - Andrew from ChasmQuest ((Noel)) has a t-shirt with many facts about himself on it & condones identity theft

96 - Noel's impulse purchases, Errol's poorly made Parent Trap reference, and everyone's life changes ft. Juniper's name change

97 - Kaiju wedding planning/fanfic

98 - pog/poggers lore

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the "wow these people are so weird thank god i'm the only normal person here" meme with fran, corbin, laika, slake, maeri, and falen