i guess i AM a famished fella

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[avo0930]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TECHNOBLADE 🎂 i miss him sm recently

[chucklingswine]

This is true peak

[paper-mache-stars]

been thinking about grace and adrian being alike

[acanvasofabillionsuns]

[ID: A simplistic digital Project Hail Mary comic. Rocky is drawn as a brown ball with four legs, and Adrian as a teal triangle with legs that's about twice as tall as Rocky. The first panel shows Adrian rambling about science, biology, and math as Rocky thinks, "i love my wife". The second panel shows Grace giving an identical ramble on the ship and Rocky thinking, "woag... just like my wife".

The third panel is Rocky introducing the two, saying, "grace meet adrian :)". Grace and Adrian are looking at each other politely but nervously, both thinking, "this person is so important to rocky i have to make a good first impression". In the fourth panel, five minutes later, they're excitedly talking about science, biology, and math together. Rocky wonders, "did i just cuck myself".

The fifth panel is Rocky handing Grace a comically large pill, saying, "here grace take this". Grace is sitting criss-cross and takes it happily, replying, "thanks, rocky! what is it?" "one of adrians xanax. i think you need it. statement." Grace hunches up with an embarrassed "oh".

The sixth panel is Adrian and Grace posing, each holding up a fist/equivalent. Adrian has an arrow pointing with "I'm eat shit" and Grace has one with "and I'm die". Below them in fiery text is "the fuck you wives". In the final panel, they are both sitting with their heads hung in shame as Rocky scolds them angrily, "stop saying that! no one eat shit! no one die!" End ID]

[peenews]

Hey there's this bot that adds this link to the end of posts and I'm not sure if it's a virus or something but anyways be aware and don't click on it

So if you see this account or anything similar block & report

[scam-alerts]

Hello!

I'm sharing this post and adding on for those who aren't familiar with the accounts that are doing this, but this is what is known as the"click here../read more..." scam! The link leads to a malicious website!

Post by @scam-alerts · 4 images

💬 0  🔁 45  ❤️ 49 · 🔎Scam Exam(ination)🔍 · Seen as: Click here! / Read more... Scam type(s): Phishing / Malicious website Good day everyone,

[jack-is-trash]

@markiplier i hope the fandom didn’t scare you with all those “Weird” posts that you might find or we already did it. We probably did it. Hands down we’re sorry.

[markiplier]

bc I am fragilé cinnomomo roll 2 preshus 4 dis werld cant handle da weird

I’ve seen myself getting ass-blasted by springtrap, I think I’m ok.

[pmdunbar]

that’s so iconic i want to leave it here for me to come back and laugh from time to time

[mff-doom]

[jenlog]

this is from the 2000’s btw

[anarchopuppy]

Looks like @staff mistakenly censored this comic, which is an ironic and very funny thing to happen

Here it is again. You might want to save it just in case an accident like that happens again

EDIT: HMM. LOOKS LIKE OP WAS BANNED TOO. WHAT A FUNNY. IRONIC. ACCIDENT

[acanvasofabillionsuns]

[ID: A black and white, single panel comic by John Jonik. Two men stand at adjacent sides of a counter. The one on the left is Uncle Sam in sunglasses, and he has his hands on a box that says "control of internet speech" on one side, and "US. Govt." on the shadowed side. The man on the right is labeled "corporate media" and he asks, "How would you like this wrapped?" Behind him on the wall are two rolls of wrapping paper; the left one is "anti-terrorism" and is decorated with the US flag and stars, while the right one is "protect kids" and has cartoony flowers, smileys, suns, and bunny/cat faces. End ID]

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

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[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

[buggachat]

SENTENCE HIM

death

the coal mines

live long alone and sad and stewing in the consequences of his actions

eat a reeses peanut butter cup (gross)

let the cataclysm mar your body and slowly render you to ash, idiot

nathalie with a knife

plagg with a fork

adrien with the emancipation papers (for a more violent option, see 3 above)

marinette with a comically large sword (you know the one)

nooroo with the steel chair

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[stealingpotatoes]

I would give an arm and maybe a leg to see the PHM characters in your artstyle (no pressure)

PUT YOUR LIMBS BACK AND HOLD THIS INSTEAD

(links // tip jar!)

[acanvasofabillionsuns]

[ID: A colorful digital Project Hail Mary comic by @stealingpotatoes. They're on the ship, with Rocky behind glass. Grace has his glasses down by his chin.

Rocky: Rocky learn new word from Grace computer

Grace: Oh yeah? What is it?

Rocky: Pathetic wet meow meow. Grace is pathetic wet meow meow

Grace: I'm n— *cuts himself off with the frustrated look of someone realizing he doesn't have a leg to stand on* End ID]

[night-the-starfish]

He bites <3, mixed media.

[thegaymertrainer]

Ribbon dancing I was not aware of your evolution 🤯

[onceandfuturechimera]

Can't stop thinking about the fact that Grace is a Star Trek nerd. 100% no doubt in my mind. Which means he would Absolutely introduce Rocky to Star Trek. Rocky, the genius alien engineer, who can do pretty much anything he sets his mind to. So he gets really into Star Trek and specifically the theoretical science of the Warp Drive. He starts workshopping it on the way to Erid, but it's not entirely his area of expertise. When they finally make it back and all the important shit like seeding Threeworld with the Taumeoba and making sure Grace doesn't die of malnutrition are out of the way he proposes his ideas and soon enough Erid figures out to to travel at warp. From there I think they'd go out searching for other planets affected by the astrophage, making so many friends along the way that they basically create the United Federation of Planets entirely by accident.

[geekysteven]

Example art from Tumblr users @poltergrease @teenageclown @randomationality

[narwhal-art-space]

✨Star Trek TNG Miku✨

[bats-and-the-birds]

Justice League scenario where they meet little tiny Dick Grayson as Robin and immediately start taking bets on what on earth he is because the answer is obviously not human.

Green Lantern: I think Bats made a genetic clone of himself. One of his contingency plans, you know? If something happens to him, he has a well trained double to take his place eventually.

Green Arrow: No way! I refuse to believe anything that shares genetics with Batman could smile. I bet he's an alien that Batman found and ran tests on. I mean, have you seen the kid? I don't think he has bones.

Flash: Alien is a possibily, but have you seen the stuff the comes out of Gotham? I bet he just materialized out of the shadows one day. His smile scares me, I think he has to be a demon of some sort.

Dick Grayson, hanging upside down from a hanging light above them, where he has been silently eavesdropping the entire time: I am a normal human boy.

Lantern, Arrow, and Flash: -extended screaming-

[penny-anna]

Superman & Bruce Wayne photographed acting very friendly at a charity event; now there's an ongoing ship war between the SuperBat shippers and the SuperWayne shippers

[penny-anna]

A major factor is the insistence on the part of SuperBats that SuperWayne is somehow over the line invasive in a way that their ship is not; this stems from the fact that many members of the supershipping community distance what they're doing from RPF by insisting that they're shipping superhero personas rather than the people behind them, pointing to the fact that superhero identities can be passed from person to person as supporting evidence

SuperWayne shippers retort that the supershipping community has been shipping superheroes for so long that they've forgotten superheroes are real people, insist that both ships are equally problematic

Some SuperWayne shippers argue that their ship is in fact LESS problematic due to the fact that Batman is a violent & dangerous vigilante. Category 5 discourse event over 1) the ethics of Batman's behaviour 2) the ethics of Superman's behaviour 3) is there such a thing as a benevolent billionaire??

Both sides accusing the other of tinhatting. Both sides have tinhatters in equal measure. They are tearing each other apart.

All of this watched over smugly by the SuperAmazon tinhatters who are confident they're going to be popping the biggest bottles any day now when Kal and Diana finally go public about their relationship :)

[penny-anna]

#the small community of gothamite bruce wayne/batman diehards hate superman's ass btw #they are calling superbat and superwayne shippers metropolis bootlickers and telling them to kill themselves

[penny-anna]

@doerot I'm imaging ppl writing their AU fics where Bruce Wayne is secretly the Batman and people being like umm you can't write fic about real people being Batman, he's a wanted criminal? What if the authorities saw it and thought it was an allegation or Mr Wayne saw it and sued you for libel. And they're all like umm I don't think the police OR billionaire Bruce Wayne are reading my 50 kudos fanfiction on ao3. I think they have better things to do.

[acanvasofabillionsuns]

[ID: A comment by doerot that says "Bat!wayne x superman aus from the multishippers completely unrealistic (eye roll emoji)". End ID]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

if you interacted with a tumblr post too late (like, 150+ years after it was posted) your account would be labeled as a [SNOOTH] and everyone would make fun of you and there was no way to get rid of your [SNOOTH] status

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[acanvasofabillionsuns]

[ID: Two replies; the first is by meadowsweetskoo and says "The day Tumblr turns 150 years old this will actually become real". The second is by flaetsbnort and says "Absolutely wild. Being a SNOOTH is exactly why we love Tumblr". End ID]

[liebelesbe]

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

[liebelesbe]

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

[liebelesbe]

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.

[70sscifiart]

July, 2007! That's nineteen years ago!