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[grantairelibere]

Les Miserables Dream/Nightmare adaptation

@softbaz​ and @mardisoir​ and I were having a good wholesome chat that devolved into this, the world’s worst shitpost, so buckle up and get ready to cry Presenting as the cast: 

Tom Cruise as Cosette 

Lucy Liu as Bahorel

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Courfeyrac

Jackie Chan as Combeferre

Orlando Bloom as Legolas as Fantine

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as Enjolras

Vin Diesel as Grantaire

Morgan Freeman as Bishop Myriel

Samuel L. Jackson as Jean “Jehan” Prouvaire

Everyone who ever played James Bond + the entire cast of Skyfall as Javert

Ming-Na Wen as Joly

Will Smith in different costumes as Jean Valjean, Marius, Éponine, Gavroche, the Thénardiers, Bossuet, Feuilly, Patron-Minette, The Cow, and everyone else

[luciphe-r]

Les amis as weird emojis (+opinions about them)

Enjolras: *statue of liberty emoji* my gf

Combeferre: *set square emoji* has this ever been used

Courfeyrac: *chicken emoji* what do you mean “weird”?! You are mistaken if you think I’ve never sent a cock to my boyfriend before.

Bossuet: *three leaf clover emoji* because we’ve given up on the fantasy of ever finding four leaf clovers. Nihilist emojis.

Grantaire: *anonym face talking emoji* dissociation

Jehan: *smirking moon emoji* because human emojis aren’t Extra™ enough

Bahorel: *manhole emoji* this is a literal pit

Feuilly: *tap water emoji* tfw tap

Joly: *slightly cursive wheelchair sign emoji* a person running away on their wheelchair

Marius: *fried shrimp emoji*

Musichetta: *female swimmer emoji* in case you couldn’t tell. It’s female. Equality is achieved. My skin is clear. I am payed as much as my male coworkers.

Cosette: *peach emoji* I have a confession to make, I’ve only used this as an ass.

Jean Valjean: *police syrens emoji* looks familiar, you’re right

Javert: *joystick emoji* this should be the gunging lever when someone makes a terrible pun

Gavroche:

*shark emoji* finaLLY!

Eponine: *heart emoji with a dot under it* It's a teary heart, for when you're not “heart emoji”-serious but you still kinda dig it 

Montparnasse: *masks emoji* no words needed.

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@wittenberg @ktyna @mardisoir it’s y’all’s fault

[luciphe-r]

in that moment, we were all Ferre

the abcheese realizing they are all fucking nerds about something

[luciphe-r]

Les amis as things my friends have said (part 2) Convo Edition

Grantaire: *in that anti piracy commercial voice* you wouldn’t steal a car

Joly: no because I can’t drive

Courf: i’ll open for u at the o2

Ferre: Oxygen…

Marius: Bill Nye but in the style of Britney Spears

Courf: It’s Bill Nye, Bitch!

Jehan: also is that a snake or a very small bird

Montparnasse: yes

 part 1

[elebaldwin]

Patrizia rocking her "casatiello". I sourced the cheese needed for the recipe. All other ingredients -- including the lard and salami in the filling -- were all homemade. . . . #irpinia #ABCheese #casatiello #easter #food #homemade #cooking #italy #farm #agriturismo #eatlocal (presso Agriturismo Barbati)

[elebaldwin]

Mamma mia 🐖🧀. . . . #food #foodphotography #cheese #abcheese #charcuterie #oink #tagliere #onthetable #rome #browsingitaly #casamia_italy

[elebaldwin]

Ever heard of Stracciata? It's a beautiful cheese made in Molise. Read more on the blog. (Link in bio). ~.~ Conoscete la Stracciata? Magnifico formaggio del Molise. Ne parlo (in inglese) sul blog. Il link è nella pagina profilo. . . #cheese #ABCheese #molise #prodottitipici #regional #italy #italianfood #formaggio #casamia_italy #rustic #tradizione #pastorale #agroalimentare #artisan

[elebaldwin]

@beppeeisuoiformaggi in @mercatocentraleroma . . . . . #mercatocentraleroma #rome #cheese #abcheese #formaggio #cheeselover #gourmet #food #foodphotography #cibo #italianfood #artisan #rawmilk (presso Mercato Centrale Roma)