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By Scarlet Page

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"I love that man a bitch!" shouts Liam Gallagher. He jumps out of his chair and paces around the room in a small tight circle. "If anyone stepped on his toes, I'd cut them off!"

Liam sits down, and his voice becomes grave and somber. "I'd do time for 'im. I luv 'im. Me and 'im are cool. But ..." and here he jumps up as though he'd just sat on a thumbtack, "We're brothers! And we get into terrible rows about, abou... aba...." His eyes are wide with terror and anger at not finding the word. "Abba! About Abba! We could get into terrible rows about anything! We could get into a row about a bun!"

(SPIN magazine 1997)

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Question: So tonight you're on stage with your brother.

Noel: Unfortunately, yes.

Question: Unfortunately. You don't like each other very much.

Noel: No.

Question: Is there anything you like about your brother? Anything?

Noel: There's lots of things I like about his personality, but he doesn't like me.

Question: Do you know why?

Noel: Uuuhm...

Question: Have you ever talked to him about it?

Noel: I don't know. You'd have to speak to him. But I know he doesn't like me. He insults me all the time.

Question: But you like him.

Noel: There's certain aspects of him that I like.

Question: What kind of aspects?

Noel: HE WEARS CRAZY SHOES

Question: Ah. Anything else?

Noel: He has crazy hair.

Question: And what's that got to do with his personality?

Noel: They're just things I find attractive in men.

Russel Brand show February 2009

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Do you understand Liam's appeal?

If I was a teenage girl, I'd think, Fuck me, he's really good looking.If I was a teenage boy, I'd think, If that cunt can do it, then there's hope for us all. But I don't understand why he appeals to me. Because he pisses me off.

Do you think he's sexy?

I do, yeah. It's the swagger, isn't it? It's that, I don't give a fuck mate. Which he doesn't. He appeals to young people. He's a child himself. His whole psyche is built out of being a child, which is cool, it keeps everything exciting. I'm five years older than him, but I've been thirty for five years. I've always been quite grown up which is a pisser but I do have my moments, believe me.

Noel on Liam’s appeal 1998

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They are such little babies!!!

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My personal most favorite photos of them two. Because they look like unwashed tire fitting workers and I believe Jill Furmanovsky did it on purpose. Because it’s impossible to make them look THIS comical and unattractive accidentally. Or maybe just the opposite 🙃