Jake x Ailiana for the ship meme {{Sorry this is late XP}}
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Jake would probably leave a little note saying "do not put peeps in here". Ailiana would be naive and curious. So it would be her. But it would be Jake's fault.
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: If they got a cat, it would be Jake. Always Jake.
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: Ailiana probably doesn't even know what a vine is, but using technology is like a beacon to monsters, so maybe neither of them.
who breaks the most phones: Ailiana. They're not supposed to use phones, but Jake would have one for emergencies. Ailiana would break it.
who dies first: Jake, when he's a middle-aged man, trying to defend his family from a monster. His demigod instincts will still get him into trouble, and his family would come first.
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: Jake is lactose intolerant.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: I think both of them would. Their egos are both big enough. I just think Jake would do it more.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: "Gods' sake Jacob quit moving or your ass is sleeping on the floor again."
who uses the computer most: Again, they're demigods. Not a huge fan of computers. But maybe Jake would be more confident.