ALL RIGHT BACK TO THIS BULLSHIT
Okay so I was listening to the "break it bend it twist it fuch it" sound bit and I was like, "There has to be a Vampires Smp fic where this is basically Scott's whole (public) personally right?" But I go to Ao3 to find them AND THERES NONE?!?!?
So now I'm like, why not? We got confirmation that Scott Goldsmith is a massocist, why are we not using that?! Also my personal headcannon is that Scott was really out of it after his nap because he hasn't felt anything, physically, for 600 years. And pain is pleasure and all that to the max yeah?
So now I have to ask, if it just not tagged? If so drop the fics, I'm hungry. And if there are none, WHY NOT??? Like, have that guy hug silver for the sting, swallow garlic for the buzz, maybe convince M to take a knife to him? I would ofc prefer the Doc but M seems like the most easily convinced. Actually maybe Abolish too? Because he's delt with crazy old vamps being weird? (Ig Cleo would be in that boat too...)
Like, I'm imagining this as a crack fic, but if we add phycological horrors [Scott] this could be very serious.
And, another hc, Scott threw his heart into the sea, so he can't be staked in the first place! So there are NO safe words.