#abomination foundry

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BTW, for my next Abomination Foundry, I need to ask y’all for help on a thing. Specifically, do you know of any franchise-based officially-licensed, particularly silly dollmakers I can use to make characters?

Like, I know about the Ben 10 and the Mr McGorium’s Wonder Emporium ones, and big shoutout to @zitface for telling me about the Funkopop one, but I might as well ask, anyone know of any particularly versatile; or just plain weird tie-in ones?

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Abomination Foundry: Making Mine Marvel. Mine I Say! MINE!

EXCELSIOR TRUE BELIEVERS!

I’m stuck here in the middle of Earth-404 by the horrible nightmare of Marvel’s existential collapse, and I’ve decided to make gross moldy lemons to make bitter unpleasant lemonade by remaking the ALL NEW, ALL STUPID MARVEL UNIVERSE, copyright-law be damned! Though the names will be changed because copyright law deserves to be damned.

This will be done in Heromachine, the dollmaker-bane of Open Source Character Design but good for aesthetic shitposting!

Alright, let’s go, past the jump!

So, what is the first being in the Marvel Universe? Galactus of course!

Yes look it up if you don’t believe me, they were the first, made from a being from the previous universe who jumped into the Big Crunch and was told “Sorry, your universe is ending, but hey to make up for it here’s some cool Cosmic Vore powers!”

And, as a being from the end of the last universe, I figured any not-Galactus should be an advanced being! And what is more advanced than the deadly King Cobra? NOTHING! NOTHING I SAY! And since she’s a being that A) Mainly travels through space and B) Eats everything, I figured all she needs is head, arms to bring food towards head, and lots and lots of rockets!

I call her King Kirby, because lord knows Jack Kirby deserves more credit in our ALL NEW; ALL DIFFERENT MARVEL UNIVERSE! And yes, our not-Galactus is a girl now. They’re all girls now. EAT ME!

It’s said that the two main American artforms are rock-n-roll and comics, and since we’re already working on the latter, I think an updated Captain American deserves the former!

Meet Captain Rock-N-Roll, given AWESOME JUICE created by the only scientist awesome enough to create a soldier with the power of rock-n-roll several decades before rock-n-roll was invented to beat the living FUCK out of some nazis!

Then suddenly some asshole comic book writer whose name rimes with Sick Nencer came through time to try and change things so the Nazis won. The scientist was so busy punching him super hard in the dick that he didn’t notice his lab was on fire, and thusly only one copy of the AWESOME JUICE survived. It was given to a black woman because it was the only one it’d work on and also because it’d be really stupid and terrible if a white dude was the first rock-n-roll powered hero.

She was frozen post-World-War-II via being too cool for this world, but punched her way out out of sheer rage when post-Grunge was invented because FUCK POST-GRUNGE! She not only has all the peak-human abilities of classic-Cap, but also a shield with speakers that turn her HOT LICKS into defending/deadly soundwaves. And an also a guitar-gun because ROCK-N-ROLL MOTHERFUCKERS!

Okay, so Iron Man AKA Captain Privelege is a rich dude, and I think we can all agree FUCK RICH DUDES!

So our newest Iron Man would be poor as shit; a homeless lady sleeping in a junkyard that collapsed into the earth in an earthquake and saying FUCK THIS and building herself a robot-suit out of the crap she was trapped under.

Since she made it IN A CAVE-IN, WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS, I thought it should look like it; like junk that can punch you.

Hence her name, Junk Puncher. I see no alternate meanings to this that are comical or clever.

And boo hoo, Tony Stark has a heart problem, FUCK THAT! She lost her FUCKING LEGS in that cave in and replaced them with FUCKING SWEET ROBOT-LEGS! Which is also why she doesn’t have a secret-identity because YOU CAN’T HAVE A SECRET IDENTITY WITH FUCKIN SWEET ROBO-LEGS!

Okay, much like the Marvel Cinematic Universe I had almost no idea what the fuck to do with Hulk here, until I thought, The Hulk is based on id run rampant? So what’s a primally indulgent aesthetic filled with id run rampant? Furries!

Thusly, Yiff Hulk was born! Or Yiff for copyright-dodging short. She’s purple because the Hulk became green instead of grey due to printing grey in old comics being a massive pain in the dick; so I chose what is currently the most obnoxious color to print. Because RESPECT!

Her origin’s pretty much the same as regular-Hulk complete with traumatic childhood abuse by a shitty father except she was a huge furry beforehand. And also that her adventures are also very, very not safe for the Comics Code Authority. For obvious reasons.

For Hawkeye, the shitty Avenger nobody likes, I decided; you know what would make them more interesting? Being an actual hawk. And fuck that useless “arrows” bullshit, this is the 21st century, give her some big fuckin guns already! Call ‘em fuckin Gunbird!

This is likely even less faithful to the original character than everything else I’ve done, but the best part of it is, nobody gives enough of a shit about Hawkeye to care! Fuck that guy!

Oh. I had intended to make a Black Widow revamp, but this is just a Perfectly Normal Secret Agent Lady, who is definitely not thens of thousands of spiders in a trenchcoat lead by a singular “queen,” because the Russians did all sorts of wacky bullshit during the cold war. I don’t know what happened, but she turned out thoroughly unremarkable, so MOVING ALONG!

You know, in revamping Spider-Man, folks almost always go Cronenberg-style body-horror because spider or robots because Japan, but NOBODY’S DONE BOTH BEFORE, HAVE THEY?!

So, Petit Parnell-Ko was bitten by a radioactive robot spider, and through the power of NANOMACHINES SON she became an arthropod/robot abomination. All those guns shoot webbing, both in the “biologically-accurate” and the “not-gross” positions, and after her Aunt Benni died due to a  deranged pro-wrestler she let pass, she realized “With great screaming body-horror powers comes great; horrifying responsibility” And thusly; Nightmareborg Hellspider was born!

You fuckin’ thought High School was bad? Well, it is, but it’s even worse when you’re a BIOMECHANICAL SPIDER NIGHTMARE, NO BULLSHIT SECRET IDENTITIES WE DEAL WITH PROBLEMS LIKE PROPER SCIENCE-ABOMINATIONS!

And yes she does get a robot, which by sheer coincidence is from space. Which I need to make in a later one of these.

And; finally, re-inventing Thor or Loki is kinda needless given they’re already public domain, albeit Thor would have to be more red-haired and muscular-Brian-Blessed-y. But you know who isn’t? Beta-Ray Bill.

If you don’t know who that is; it’s basically a fucked-up atheist space-horse-alien who yoinked Thor’s hammer to save his world, being one of the very few beings pure of heart enough to carry it, and who did such a good job that Odin made him his own hammer. Because comics are fucking awesome sometimes.

So, I made Gamma-Ray Guen, who is pretty similar in terms of backstory except I added more horse. And more cyborg. And instead of a hammer she gets the magical staff Spacebreaker/Brestaginnung because ODIN HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT THESE THINGS, OKAY!

So, that’s all I did today, but I will make some villains, eventually! Or the X-Men or Fantastic Four I couldn’t be arsed to do. But first, I must go to do other things! Like working on the novella I am terrible about writing! Or probably something else!

And remember, while the exact images are the property of the Dollmaker-makers, the designs and concepts are free to use under a CC-BY license; with me Thomas F. Johnson credited as creator and the pics declared as a decent starting point!

Feel free to redesign/redraw them as done by an actual unique stylist not working with pre-made assets! Until then EXCELSIOR!

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Hawkeye starred in a massively popular series by Matt Fraction and David Aja that, among other things, gave superhero fandom a Deaf superhero and a fantastic portrayal of what life is like for members of the Deaf community. A lot of people care VERY much about Hawkeye. Just because a character isn't at the forefront of the movies doesn't mean they aren't important. Please for the love of GOD research your work.

Ah. Oh boy. I apologize I messed up, I tend to mostly learn what I know about superheroes from osmosis; and Hawkeye tends to not get talked about much outside of the movies (Ditto with Black Widow; which is why I actually almost didn’t inculde her until I came up with the idea for that goof).

Add to that the fact my tone tends to be hyperbolic and perhaps overly-glib in those articles, and that I’m not that fond of non-powered cape characters unless they’re over-the-top like Batman or The Punisher, and I can understand how I kinda missed the character’s importance, and I sincerely apologize for slamming a character that is; at least from what you’re telling me; very important to a lot of people.

Though, and forgive me if this comes off as overly glib, would it help make up for my mess-up if Gunbird was deaf too? I mean it’d make sense in all contexts, given that placing high-powered guns on one’s back to be constantly fires definitely wouldn’t be good for one’s birdy ears...

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Making Monsters, Or: Why Title Should Not Be Allowed Near Dollmakers

So, I found a dollmaker. A gaudy nightmare of a dollmaker. Given I have a reaction to any character-creator like Strong Sad to covered bridges, I thought I might as well make some abominations.

But I did more, I made it my aesthetic goal to try and make something as innovative as using other people’s artwork could: All New Monsters

I was determined to make all-new monster species, like some sort of factory relating to monsters! If only there were a good point media of comparison for this.

I will place them in order from whenever-I-feel-like-it to you’re-not-the-boss-of-me. Let us begin, after the break:

NAME: PISSMAN GARBAGELORD

We’ll start off with the least scary one, this un-terrifying schmendrick; who probably can’t even fly with those sad little wings. They just pulsate; all gross-like. I thought these were going to be animated when I saved them, but I guess that’s JUST ANOTHER THING SHE SCREWED U{!

She probably inhabits theme parks like a total creepo; trying to scare people; which she is not very good at. She probably can’t even open her mouth and feeds through that knife. On overpriced juice bags probably. For special faces.

NAME: CHOPPY THE DUDE

Despite her name, like all monsters, Choppy is a lady. All monsters are ladies now this is fact. She holds what most scholars are pretty sure is an axe, and chops off faces.

But only of people who deserve face-chopping probably; evil people who don’t deserve faces. And they live, albeit without a face. She probably eats those faces, to fuel her own face which is either so ugly; so beautiful; or both that she has to keep it in a bag with eyeholes to keep it from melting everyone.

NAME: AMUSE PLEASURE BEAR

Made out of whatever the bootleg of hope is, she’s probably a ground trooper for dark forces; able to mass-produce herself for sale in bulk at Hot Topics. She has the power to put the wraps on things; in all senses of that widely-applicable word; and she can indeed also fly.

She is sad that she’s flying, because people can see her. She does not like to be seen, hence why she hangs out at Hot Topics; ideally at dead malls.

NAME: COME ON IN HERE!

You do not want to come in here. She will give you your greatest wish, but also consider she will melt you into a slime monster. Or possibly just vore you.

Stay away from dark alleys; or from barrels with radiation symbols on them; which is probably good advice no matter what.

NAME: LIFEING QUEEN

The simplest of the monsters, she is probably the most evil of them. She grants wishes, Kyuubey-style or asshole-genie style. Whichever you want less.

She probably un-ironically says “U Mad Bro” and uses the :3c emoticon.

NAME: NO

I’ll be honest, I have little idea how this faceless abomination came to be except I forgot to choose a face. This is probably what you see when you die in the game and; therefore; die for real. This could probably be the herald of the end.

So yeah, like ‘em, hate ‘em? If you do at least like ‘em, I may do some more totally-not-Monster-Factory with other online Dollmakers, if only to make those sorts of Dwarf Fortress-esque fell-moods useful!

And, while the ability of these to be made “open-source” is dubious at best due to the nature of dollmakers, the species/character concepts are as open as you can get, especially if you can draw your own version using that as a starting point; at which point feel free to make ‘em public domain using that art!

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Abomination Foundry: LET’S PLAY DATING GAME!

Hey you fuckwheats, guess who’s back after four years buried underground in a cryogenic tube to try and avoid the political nightmare and come to a nation where a semi-sentient humanoid merkin isn’t tanking the economy!

...Shit, I misread the time dial. We’re still in the metastasis of the hell timeline.

But to compensate, I have a new and exciting business venture that’ll blow your dick off!

You see, what I have gathered from my market research of depressing neets with loads of their parents’ money is that the young peoples these days love are dating sims! Of the porno kind! The Youtube people wouldn’t compain so much about the porno being taken out if it weren’t of the porno kind!

And, what better way to get in on that trend than adding another layer: Branding! That’s what the kids these days love, why else would they have made Ready Player One, the surefire hit of before-I-went-into-the-tube!

So, for these Dating Sim Members, I will be using only Officially Licensed Dollmakers, and also ones where the characters are of age. Because I’m too fat for prison and I still owe Big Joe Raposo three kidneys and my baculum from the last time!

It’ll be set in a community college, okay? Because depressing neets love their callbacks to Dan Harmon productions! Now, Oswego!

First of all, the greatest archetype of them all is the Tsundere, as I have learned from browsing TVTropes while very; very drunk. And, what character is more tsundere than the great Emperor Palpatine himself!

Source: [ifgo.net/star-wars-character-creator/]

Yes, from some Hasbro Star Wars OC Maker preserved by the magic of sleazy emulators, Darth Sexy is the Sex Emperor himself, the ultimate Yandere, with his head on a robot body in hammer pants because that’s the only thing that didn’t break when he fell!

He’s torn between wanting to seduce you to the dark side of the Digital Arts Degree (Which as we all know is the educational equivalent to The Force) and just shocking you a bunch because he can!

Also, because our demographic likes Bad Ends, we put a while bunch of ‘em in this fucker, combining the yandere and the tsundere into one character who can probably kill you with electricity during every scene!

Even the sex ones! Especially the sex ones! Because here at Abomination Foundry, we pride ourselves on efficiency! When we feel like it!

And, let’s get onto the next one! Because terrible internet NEETS are horny for Ben 10 related things in defiance of god and nature, we decided to make one of those that’s not illegal, and since every 18-to-24 educational comedy has to have a “loveable” pervert-who-should-probably-be-arrested, we decided to combine that into…

Source: [www.y8.com/games/ben_10_hero_matrix]

HENTAI! The whimsical monster that’s all sleaze and fucktentacle!

Find him mirthful as she violates women’s consent and autonomy in emulation of the deep-seated misogyny of the audience!

Laugh as she commits acts that should probably get her into Big Joe Raposo-type prison!

Fall in love with her for the way she uses her tentacles to [REDACTED FOR LEGAL REASONS]

And now, for the trope of the shy girl with large protrusions, here’s the New Zealand Squid Laboratory’s...

Source: [squid.tepapa.govt.nz/build-a-squid/interactive]

Human the Squid! Yes, she is a perfectly normal squid who is in no way a space monster conflicted over her duties to her planet and her sensuous love of [REDACTED BECAUSE, SWEET JESUS].

Because that’s another thing terrible neets like, jokes regurgitated from better indie titles! Right?! RIGHT?! LAUGH YOU FUCKING PHILLISTINES!

But, also from Hasbro, what terrible youth educatory-mirth fornication-drollery would be complete without… THE WEED DEALER!

Source: [create.mylittlepony.movie/]

Yes, this fat weed horse (who I’m shocked I was able to kludge a cutie mark for) is our stoner archetype, because dating sims totally work like our American god-awful secondary-education humpfarces! Her pudgy body type brings diversity to the roster, as a sin-eater-esque sacrifice for our other sins that we in no way see making the demographic we are catering to angry! Because the pony kinda cancels that out.

Her name was given on the generator as Tropical Frosting, which is so fucking perfect I can’t in good conscience change it. Her personality: Weed. That is a personality now. DEAL WITH IT!

But, rounding out our classical high-school archetypes; using an Iron Man Armor Generator, who could forget the lovable archetype of the Class Sexual Rubberman? My favorite!

Source: [avengers.marvelhq.com/games/create-your-own-iron-man-suit]

Rubberman is a nonbinary personage who loves rubber! To an obsessive degree! To the point where I storyboarded the scene where they turn you into a literal man of rubber by eating rubber! Because we gotta get that Corruption of Champions money somehow, right?!

Their philosophy is “Long live the new flesh, which is now rubber,” and their coloration I based on the Rubber Fetish Pride Flag! Which I swear to christ is an actual thing!

But, for the ladies who don’t want to immediately strangle me before this, here is one cynically calculated to your most lucrative desires from the Ben 10 Generator!

Source: [www.y8.com/games/ben_10_hero_matrix]

From reading tumblr while very drunk I got that you like monstermans, teeth, Vaporwave, snakepeople, masks, singular eyes and so-on!

Which is an eclectic mix to be sure! It’s almost as if I end up making a confused mess every time I try to pander to “women” as a demographic, and they’re individuals too…

NO, I cannot think the Forbidden Marketing Thoughts! The Sayer Of The Marketing Law will take me to the House Of Pain if I don’t move swiftly on to compelling ad copy!

He’s every perverse dream you want, at least from what I read of your fanfiction! And that’s why I called him Reader, because you really like that character name from what I can recall from all those skeleton fanfics!

And, finally, the final boss of merchandising and of sex, from the unholy cavernous realms of Funko, it’s…

Source: [www.funko.com/pop-yourself]

The FunkoPop Official-Esque Girl Next Door! She’s your long lost childhood friend who you do get to scrump, because if there’s one thing NEETs who play dating sims hate, it’s the Westermark Effect!

She’s an outcast from her kind, for being distinctive and original rather than a dead-eyed abomination of late capitalism! Which I find unrelatable but whatever!

Do you wanna go low with a Funko?! Because you sure will in the scenario where [REDACTED, BECAUSE, GODDAMMIT, DO YOU WANNA SEE BIG JOE AGAIN]

And that’s all folks! There’s more I could have planned, but I’ll save that for the DLC! Because that’s what DLC is for, shipping games unfinished and then making people pay to purchase the parts you slacked off on!

I see no reason why a bunch of NEETs with too much time on their hands would have any problems regarding that!

So yeah, it’s back baybee! And yes, a decent chunk of the delays were because I had a hard time finding those official Dollmakers. Tho there are indeed others that I got planned, but for another day.

And, as with my other Abomination Foundries, while the assets belong to their owners, the character concepts and basic design-concepts are free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY Vanilla 4.0 License as long as I; Thomas F. Johnson; am credited as their creator!

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Abomination Foundry: The Cold; Bleak Future of Fighting Games

So, here at the Abomination Foundry, myour attempt at a Mortal Kombat title was a success!

Such a success in fact that Iwe were given several thousand dollars as long as we never touch the franchise again and are legally obligated to stay at least 500 feet away from Netherrealm Studios!

...BUT FUCK 'EM AMIRITE, WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN GAME, JAPANESE-STYLE! WITH COMBOS, AND EVO SPOTS, AND RULE 34! I DON'T NEED YOU, I'M VALID, I DON'T NEED YOU AT ALL! GODDAMMIT, MOM, WHY DIDN'T YOU LOVE ME?!

...Apologies, I was having a moment. But, we at the Abomination Foundry have decided to make our own fighting game. With the start of the roster past the break...

First of all, we have the trademark Shotoclone, the boring not-Ryu one who gets inexplicably featured in all the fucking merchandising. So, I decided to capitalize on another Premium Brand that I am legally prohibited from naming. So, here is the completely-legally-distinct Flavortown, who fights with the power of GREASY FOOD made from her own PERSONAL FLAVOR.

Her legally-distinct-from-Hadoukens fiereballs will be Lutherburgers and we are aiming to beat Hakan in the record for “most greased-up fighting game character” She is fighting for money to continue her cooking career because she HAS A RICH AND FUFILLING LIFE OUTSIDE OF FIGHTING!

[Dollmaker Used: dressupgames. com/lotus-fighter ]

Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention the cast of this fighter is meant to be mostly female. Because, sometimes cynical marketing can work in diversity's favor, and we will be distinct amongst the genre by being the only mostly-female fighting game cast whose staff doesn't contain any arsonists. YOU CAN'T DISPROVE THE OTHER BASTARDS AREN'T GODDAMMIT!

You know what a fighter needs? Ninjas. Now, we'll only have one Ninja, to avoid the inverse ninja law and not because Mortal Kombat might sue us DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL YOU GREEDY BA-

Ahem. So, we have also decided to combine it with the “Obviously Batman” character, and the trademark mummy character. That's a thing, right? Please tell me that's a thing.

Anyway, it's Bat-Man Mummy, the shadow that lurks in the night that is also a mummy.

She fights for the money to buy more belts, because belts are the pharoah of bandages, to become the ultimate mummy-ninja to fight the ambulatory droopy pants that abducted her parents for the British museum in Pants-Crime Alley, and fights with the powers of the Ten Plagues of Ninja Egypt. Which means they're all wearing little ninja costumes we totally didn't just add in post after we realized we forgot to add any Ninja to her. I'D BELIEVE IT FOR A DOLLAR!

[Dollmaker Used: hapuriainen.deviantart. com/art/Naruto-character-creator-128745915]

Also, who can forget the apsolutely necessary character designed by total sex perverts to appeal to teenaged boys! Despite the existence of widely available pornography in a spectrum from normal-people to sex-airplanes, we're pretty sure there's enough people who get mad when they lock the sex-perverts in the naughty basement for going too far that this is a sound blatant-pandering decision.

Thusly, we used a generator from Newgrounds, the site so pure and honest that I still cannot trust Egoraptor due to the flagrant scumbags he pals around with from that place! Anyway, here's EYES WIDE SHUT THE MOVIE, a character designed to appeal to as many non-yiff kinks as possible.

She has no idea why she's even here! This was supposed to be her day off god-dammit! She's gotta rushdown to avoid missing her sexy-Minecraft livestream, because being a fight-maid doesn't pay for shit! She is also milk elemental in her attacks/inexplicable-magic-shooty-things because GOTTA GET IN EVERY FETISH GOD DAMMIT!

[Super NSFW Dollmaker Used: newgrounds. com/portal/view/423983]

And, to keep up the sex-pervert pandering, everybody loves Catgirls! Probably! At least Felicia! So, to maximize potential returns, we merged the catgirl with the character archetype nobody gives a shit about! The Big Slow Fucker archetype!

Meet Lennie! She was raised in the Amazon, by which I mean an Amazon warehouse to be used as a prototype to sell to the sex-perverts we are also pandering to! She escaped though through the efforts of millitant radical-in-both-senses-of-the-word transhumanists, and was given cyber-feminist augmentations!

She just wants to give the world a hug! (And to a lesser extent destroy the hirearchial nature of society that treats thinking beings like her as products, via glorious Marxist revolution). But, she hugs too hard, and things stop moving! Both out of arousal and leaving that unfortunate state of having not-broken bones!

She is obviously the Control archetype

[Dollmaker Used: heromachine. com/heromachine-3-lab/]

Also, there's been a trend in Japanese media of making a character to specifically pander to pedophiles.

Now, while we at the Abomination Foundry appreciate opportunities for blatant; cash-making pandering, this is complicated by the fact that I would rather fuck a blender than appeal to these fuckweasels who're causing both Tezuka and Nabokov to claw at their fucking graves.

So, I made a compromise: Pedo-Killer! A small child character who's really four-million years old, who has made it her sole mission in eternal life to murder pedophiles fucking dead, dead, dead into a fine red paste!

The technology of which is also widely applicable for non-pedo-related martial combat! And her Wang Destroyer works well as a non-lethal grapple even on opponents without wangs!

[Dollmaker Used: gen8.deviantart. com/art/Chibi-Maker-1-1-346025144]

But, with all this talk of sex-perverts, we forgot about the most important nitche! The character whom; instead of being designed for sex perverts was obviously designed by sex perverts! Voldo, Zappa, Q, Amigo, Sukapon, Hornet, you name it, it's a thing now!

So, here is Cockagine, on a mission of vengeance against the not-final boss for ratting her out to the FCC! Her nonspecific-genital-clamp is the secret to her power, because as it loosens, her power rises, like Lucario and Phoenix Wright in my raunchy fanfic that NONE OF YOU ARE WORTHY TO READ!

[Dollmaker Used: gokiburogal.deviantart. com/art/Dress-the-J-Rocker-GAME-62055751]

And, speaking of raunchy fanfiction: Horses.

Wait, no, shit, that came out wrong.

Anyway, every goddamn fighting game has a ridiculous animal character as a joke these days. There's Tekken, there's... Well, just Tekken, BUT IT'S STILL NOTABLE DAMMIT!

So, thusly, we have Horse II: The Sequel To Horses. She was created as an experiment in seeing if the raw hatred of horses could be turned into pure fighting potential. As you can see, they succeeded. This horse would kill the world if it could. This horse knows no compassion,mercy, or limits.

It also knows no projectile attacks aside from a dubious earthquake-stomp, but really, DOES SHE DESERVE THAT KIND OF POWER?!

[Dollmaker Used: underdoq.deviantart. com/art/Fantasy-Horse-Maker-274239998]

And, we get to the bosses, the ones that every game includes and every tournament doesn't.

And, thusly, we have the typical Cool-Ass-Robot boss, Gunbot. Meant to capture the lost fighting style of Guns, they ran out of budget making the sweet-ass head and the cool-ass gun, but she doesn't need it. SHE HAS A GUN!

And also a pet beepoid she bought from Sharper Image 20XX, who she loves very much, yes she does.

[Dollmaker Used: gaiaonline. com/avibuilder/]

Secondly, it's Love Gun Who Is Legally Distinct From The KISS Song Of The Same Name, who combines the “edgy rival” trope with the “rock-music-named sex-pervert” aesthetic you see in Jojo or things ripping off Jojo, which is most fighting game things.

She is the arch-rival to Cockagine, who she is still forever vengeful towards beating her in the Guinness Book Of World Records 20XX for Biggest Sex Pervert. She too knows the secret art of Guns, but she dare not let it be released, for fear of what it might bring, and what her boss might do...

[Super NSFW Dollmaker Used, Again: newgrounds. com/portal/view/423983]

Speaking of her boss, we at the Abomination Foundry combined the “pretty Bishie” archetype with the “millitary general” archetype, to get yet another sex pervert. Boy, a lot of sex perverts in this game, aren't there? BUT IT'S A DUDE THIS TIME!

Specifically, his name is Chip Boroken.

He runs the secret organization DARKRAPPER, which he won in a millitary-badass-convention poker game. He doesn't even want to do this damn tournament, he just held it to try and meet cute guys, but all the participants are girls. The payment’s just going to be in Bison Dollars anyway. Dammit.

But he is broken as hell, especially with his weapon which may or may not be a lethally-modified TomAss Edison Sexla Coil he bought for $19.95 from Butt Stuff Magazine

Like, you know The General from Kaiser Knuckle? THIS GUY COULD FUCK HIM IN THE ASS! AND HAS! CONSENSUALLY! IT WAS AT A PARTY ONCE! ON THE REBOUND FROM A BREAKUP! THE MORNING AFTER WAS VERY AWKWARD! HE WAS POLITE ENOUGH TO MAKE BREAKFAST AFTERWARD THOUGH!

[Dollmaker Used: gamesbox. com/games/12809/Action-Hero-Creator]

And, that is it! You might say “Well,this is a small roster,” or “You're saving the rest of the cast for DLC as recolors, aren't you?” to which I say, please stop being wrong and please give me back the internal plans you obviously stole.

...Well, this probably isn't going to make its money back. Fuckit, might as well do horror movies, those are cheap as hell. I think.

Comical kayfabe aside though, I hope you like this, because I’ve got another; very special one planned very soon!

As per usual, the specific assets belong to their creators, but the basic design concepts/designs; with these as starting points; are free to use as long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator.

And if you’d like to support me in making this stuff, check out my Patreon or my Ko-Fi! Every dollar counts!

Thanks, and I hope the next article is as special as I’m gonna try and make it!

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*stands outside your house with a "WHEN'S ABOMINATION FOUNDRY" sign and refuses to leave*

Oh! Well, I’m happy that’s at least got one fan!

Anyhoo, probably soon, now that you remind me, given I do know of the other set of Dollmakers I had as the other part of the Patreon Vote that lead to the All New All Stupid Marvel Universe.

Which, again, the characters from such and any other Abomination Foundries are open for anyone who wants to use ‘em with those designs as a starting point, so feel free to make fanart...