#about loren

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Young Aidan: Hey, have you seen my phone?

Young Arianrhod: [looking through his photo gallery]

Arianrhod: Why do you have fifty photoshopped pictures of Loren kissing you on the cheek?

Aidan: [balls up fists]

Aidan: BECAUSE HE WON'T ACTUALLY DO IT OKAY

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Aidan: I have no fears

Arianrhod: what if you woke up one day and Loren was taller than you

Aidan: I have one fear

[scotty-the-poet]

Love of my life intensely looking at a dog singing and sincerely saying “beautiful” is the best thing I’ve ever filmed.

[scotty-the-poet]

My fiancée is out of town and I miss them and our terrible humor. Send help.

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Theo: Loren has a file on his computer called "Cool Dad" and it's just pictures of himself

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Arianrhod: I have the only key to the pantry

Aidan: What if you die? How will we get to the food then?

Arianrhod: If I'm dead, you two have been dead for weeks

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Ari: Loren says that if I can't say anything nice, then I shouldn't say anything at all

John: ...

Ari: but Loren's not here and YOU'RE A BITCH!

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Aidan: as the years went by, I learned to appreciate the little things

Aidan: Loren, for example