#aboutraydenmeta

[bastardsunlight]

Rayden, any advice for more ... intimate moments?

"Advice, huh? Like... Cosmo magazine stuff or...?" He waves a hand around dismissively and then purses his lips, thinking. "You guys can't exactly make thunder storms when you're having a good time, can you? Shame.

"Well, the next best thing is communication. If you're enjoying yourself, let your partner know. If something doesn't feel right, let your partner know. It's pretty simple, but you Mortals don't seem to grasp that kind of thing, so it bears repeating."

It seems as if he's done, but then the God of Thunder turns back, one finger raised. "Oh, and one more thing. If your partner can walk without wobbly knees after you've... mmm pleasured them... you did something wrong."

[bastardsunlight]

Rayden, I ship you with a good margarita. Preferably In margaritarealm.

"Could I ever be so lucky?" There is dry humor in the deity's voice as his eyebrows lift and his shoulders mimic the action, eyes rolling with fondness, though there is an exhaustion in their cobalt depths that tell of a long, long life spent fighting upstream.

anonymously or not, tell me with whom you ship my muse

[bastardsunlight]

Rayden, never have I ever gone to the creepy island home of my ex-husband and caused problems on purpose by bringing three hot post-grads to ruin all his party plans

The god of thunder and protector(???) of Earthrealm snickers, lifts his glass, and drinks without shame.

Send me "never have I ever"

[bastardsunlight]

hey mister Rayden, whats this going on about you and Aku?

"Long story short, my brother sold me to a shapeshifting sorcerer for the chance at power........... again." He laughs through his nose, rolling his eyes and shaking his head. "A thousand timelines and he never learns."

Palms skyward, the god of thunder shrugs. Every time Shao Kahn banishes him to thisrealm or thatrealm, he ends up with more power than he knows what to do with and, with luck, a fairly generous, attentive lover. Rayden considers himself the real winner here, as usual.

[bastardsunlight]

“Kiss me if you dare, Thunder God.” - Shang Tsung

Rayden snickers, shaking his head. “I think you want it too much. Is that a dare?” One brow rises, but he moves closer, the impish smile still spreading upon his face. “What suffering it must be,” he purrs, mouth close, but not QUITE touching, “to be enthralled by a god.”

The kiss is long, deep, and slow, of two lovers who know each other without reservation or fear. Brought together by strange circumstances, they have nevertheless found common ground and indulge regularly in plowing this particular plot of... real estate. 

make my muse smooch folks

[bastardsunlight]

//gremlin v goblin

Rayden is a gremlin... not actively malicious bit WILL displace your shit, fuck with you, read you for filth and sparkport off to get some D from his horrific ex

Kidd Thunder is a goblin... VERY DANGEROUS, will 100% shred your face, break your knee caps, steal your wallet and probably bites--but also might NOT??? do those things

[bastardsunlight]

"Here we fuckin' go."

 - Rayden at some point probably 

[bastardsunlight]

Some sinday fare for you:

Which of your muses has the highest sex drive? Feel free to answer with multiple characters!

//Rayden.