#absolute funniest posts

[dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog]

"hey ... eren ... I guess you could say that Bert has COLOSSAL TYPE farts hehehehe. if ya know what I'm saying."

"ernie your farts are really funny too, it's like they come with a force field of stench"

"HAHAHAHAHAHHA youre right bert! i guess you could say my farts are ARMORED hahahaha"

"our farts are so incredible they might as well be able to DESTROY HUMANITY" hahahahaha

-bertholdt and Reiner stand there winking at eren for 5 minutes straight-

[weremound]

I swear to god if absolute-funniest-posts or whatever doesn't stop reblogging thOSE DAMN CAT KEYCHAINS

[itsnotatinyguitar]

Things Not To Consume When Your Throat Hurts (Some learned by experience)

-Orange Juice

-Salted Pretzels

-Peanut Butter Cups

-Cheeseburgers

-Burnt Sienna Crayons

-Cotton Swabs

-The Remains of your lost children

-Tortilla Chips

-Red Velvet Cupcakes

-Apple Juice

-Raspberry Powerade

-Easter Basket Grass

-Girlscout Cookies

-Girlscouts

-Anything.

[pianobox]

If you add a link to your blog in every post then I hate you.

[ludinus]

Follow this pope, you'll love it on your dashboard!

[googlebus]

poop

[theotherbubble]

I'm about as useful as Absolute Funniest Posts </3

[monsieurchevre]

I'm considering unfollowing "Absolute Funniest Posts" because they pin things, put up ads, and now, they put up “The Most Popular Girls In School”. No. Just no.