And Other Things Of That Nature

Object show screaming Probably thinking about osc crossovers rn

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Pinned? Idk ive never done an actual informational pinned post usually my pinned is some random shitpost i thought was funny. Anyway this is The Object Show Account TM. You dont get to know my main lol (unless i randomly spam like a bunch of posts on your account after you reblog a post from here, that happens sometimes, i’m not exactly the most secretive person in the world lmao)

Object shows im extremely normal about, in the order i started them:

HfjONE

BFDI/BFDIA/BFB/TPOT

II

TNM

Objectified

Currently working my way through PPT2. I have a list of shows my moots have mentioned and am going in basically a random order lol

Uhh yeah im gonna. Post about those. I have lots of thoughts about my blorbos and also other peoples blorbos and i greatly enjoy art

Currently most normal about: poppy, taco, bot, and mepad ii; two, gaty, and gb tpot; really all of the dpya members except marker; bryce and liam hfjone; tnm in general; objectified in general but especially fossil, dynamite, and mushroom.

Tags im gonna use:

Object show tags all pretty normal (ex: hfjone, tpot, the power of two, etc)

Generic osc-type tags (osc, object shows, etc). I only recently started adding these so the older posts won’t have these until i get around to mass-editing them.

Character tags also pretty normal (ex: poppy ii, ii poppy, etc), will try to be completionist about word order, but will only include abbreviations here bc of the 30 tag limit I discovered recentlyish

#my art: i draw sometimes this is where you’ll find that

#object oc: any time im talking about my original characters. I’ll also be tagging their names and what universe they’re for

#concepts thoughts ideas: theories, aus, crossovers, and so on

#jokes memes silliness: pretty self explanatory. Anything too funny or stupid to be in the concepts tag tbh. Though there might be some overlap, sometimes a really cool au idea is also really stupid

#cheese abigail: object-related dreams i have

#absolute shitpost: what it sounds like

#music and other noises: anything about music, playlists, soundtracks, whatever. Anything audio really

#gizmos rambles: talking about stuff that isnt necessarily a theory or a meme, also includes the very rare instances of Life Stuff

#gizmos drafts: incomplete stuff and ideas i plan to use later

#gizmos aus: talking about my aus! Each au will get its own tag once i choose a name for it and i’ll add those here too

#object art: art, mine or otherwise, of object characters as objects

#gijinka art: art, mine or otherwise, of gijinkas of object characters (including non-human but non-object designs)

#gijinka meta: yapping about other people’s designs, design in general, etc

#object show worldbuilding: anytime i start talking about the weird stuff that object shows imply and trying to rationalize things because i’m a weird nerd that likes doing science to fantasy settings; talking about different shows’ cultures and settings, and so on

#reblogs: not my stuff

Might also put my crk stuff here too, since i tend to think of those as similar (got into them at the same time, and have a lot of cookie-object character parallels i like to think about). If i do then all the above tag rules apply except theres also #cookie art in that case, and then like. Character tags and all that will follow the same rules idk

Sidenote i’m besties with a couple systems that also watch object shows, so if i start looseleafposting/yangposting rest assured that at least one system has seen and approved my noises lol. Same with any disorder i make a headcanon or post about, i do my best to stay informed about actual experiences of things im writing about

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tentatively drops my looseleaf and scampers away

animated their eyes because i like them a lot and am projecting #smiles

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Guys would it be cheap to use assets to animate osc stuff

I just really reallyyy dont want to draw paper rn like usually i fully draw every frame cause its part of my style but i want to just do expressions and limbs rn i think id Die if i had to draw this rectangle of a man 50+ times on top of the backgrounds

So ya would i be crucified if i just imported paper.png and doodled his face on

I also dont know how to animate with assets (former flipaclip user still getting used to toonsquid) so im not sure why i think this will be easier but myeah ill cross that bridge later

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Paintbrush ii: so what happens with your fuse

Dynamite objectified: i mean like sometimes it flops into my face

Paintbrush: no like, what if it lights up, do you just explode

Dynamite: ??? I always tie up my fuse when near fire im not stupid

Paintbrush, frustrated: no- rrgh! (Spontaneously combusts) THIS! WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THIS HAPPENS

Dynamite: what the FUCK

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Trying to get people excited about my fic so that im motivated to actually finish it. Its au poppy that grew up at meeple with mephone4 as their brother and is now looking for him to reconnect after helping him escape back in 2011ish, but otherwise follows the plot of season 4 faiiirly closely, with changes of course due to poppy actually being raised by cobs to inherit meeple and everything that comes with that. Douglas Adams is one of my absolute favourite writers and I try to emulate his sense of humour in my writing (though of course I could never truly compare to the legend himself)

(Note poppy is trans and transitions during the story, so since it’s from their perspective they use he/him pronouns and their deadname for themself for the first third or so, in case anyone is confused about the “he”s in the snippets below. Also they tend to deadname/misgender themself when dissociating or under stress because thats a thing i do and im projecting)

(Also i put a stupid amount of thought into their deadname [not depicted here], because theyre a billionaire celebrity’s child, of course their birth name is gonna be just stupid and pompous and oh my god steve what were you thinkinggg and also i did some research into steve jobs’s actual children and sort of made poppy a bit of a parallel to lisa brennan-jobs while still fitting how i think cobs would have raised them based on the scenes from mine your own business? So yea shoutout behindthename and the transcript of this one interview lisa did lol)

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Poppy being sassy and worrying and a tumblrina and not knowing how to respond to awkward situations. Wrote like an entire chapters worth of words today thanks for liking and commenting the motivation to write by sharing snippets thing worked

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Trying to get people excited about my fic so that im motivated to actually finish it. Its au poppy that grew up at meeple with mephone4 as their brother and is now looking for him to reconnect after helping him escape back in 2011ish, but otherwise follows the plot of season 4 faiiirly closely, with changes of course due to poppy actually being raised by cobs to inherit meeple and everything that comes with that. Douglas Adams is one of my absolute favourite writers and I try to emulate his sense of humour in my writing (though of course I could never truly compare to the legend himself)

(Note poppy is trans and transitions during the story, so since it’s from their perspective they use he/him pronouns and their deadname for themself for the first third or so, in case anyone is confused about the “he”s in the snippets below. Also they tend to deadname/misgender themself when dissociating or under stress because thats a thing i do and im projecting)

(Also i put a stupid amount of thought into their deadname [not depicted here], because theyre a billionaire celebrity’s child, of course their birth name is gonna be just stupid and pompous and oh my god steve what were you thinkinggg and also i did some research into steve jobs’s actual children and sort of made poppy a bit of a parallel to lisa brennan-jobs while still fitting how i think cobs would have raised them based on the scenes from mine your own business? So yea shoutout behindthename and the transcript of this one interview lisa did lol)

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Poppy watching phm and seeing ryan gosling (hes a goose egg bc i like the last name being somewhat related to the object type) hang his glasses off the side of his face: pauses the movie and does the same to their own glasses

Poppy:

Poppy: huh, that DOES work

Puts glasses back on and hits play

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BFDI Running Gags Bracket: Round 1

Ice Cube Ugly Face Vs. Toothpaste’s Enemies

Ice Cube Ugly Face

Toothpaste’s Enemies

Voting ended onApr 25

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Imagine not being part of the osc and trying to comprehend this post. Especially without the images just imagine seeing “ice cube ugly face vs toothpaste’s enemies” in a poll with no further context

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Having a long day so im gonna whump* au poppy about it. Yayyyyyyyy

*not proper whump. Im not opposed to actually whumping blorbos cough gaty cough mephone cough cough this is just gonna be the classic chronic pain + burnout + autism + shitty legacy obsessed dad combo cause my back hurtssss lol

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Mmmmmmmmmmmguys. What if leafy got used to being metal and at some point offscreen in late bfdia or early bfb she flopped onto something in an attempt to weigh it down and was confused when nothing happened cause shes a leaf. She tries to run at a heavy door to push it open and discovers she has zero inertia cause shes a leaf. Leafy forgetting she can photosynthesize and is like damn i feel so energized standing outside in this sunny weather thats weird. Leafy with material dysphoria except its not quite dysphoria its just like she got used to it and keeps being surprised when its not true anymore

Bonus points for someone struggling to move heavy things or trying to get something out of an oven and shes like hang on guys i got this and pulls out some yoyleberry preserves

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Hot take of the month:

Big bang theory has the same humor as early object shows. Yknow, before the writers took anything seriously and it was all just teenage boy humor and social faux pas humor and a touch of bodyshaming whenever you arent expecting it. A clip showed up on my fyp and i had the same feeling while watching it as i do when i go through the original ii s1, or early s2: “okay, when does it get funny? This is all setup for the funny right?”

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Poppys favorite movie is phm. They have watched that movie a truly impressive number of times and i cannot be convinced otherwise

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(Distant wail from somewhere in HOOT)

Paintbrush: what was that whos in danger-

Bot, who was sort of awkwardly following people around because they feel like they should have a task here but no ones asking them for anything so theyre just kind of idling in people pleasing mode: oh yea i added pickle to my steam family earlier and last i checked he had slay the princess open. He’s probably talking to shifty, or a chapter three princess. Or maybe he killed damsel? Ooh or stayed with the nightmare, that one always messes me up

Paintbrush: ????

Bot: i still have a spot open in my family if you wanna play it too. Idk im waiting for him to do at least one full organic playthrough so i can show him some of the really cool sad routes

(Muffled sob)

Paintbrush, still calming down from the adrenaline rush: i think you already succeeded at that- uh arent you the *cheer* factory??

Bot: yea but sometimes crying is important, and a good game’s a good game. Anyway, steam family? I think youd like the tower.. or maybe mutually assured destruction?

Paintbrush: no one is in danger so i am taking a nap please ask later

Bot: fair and valid. Im gonna stop staring into the middle distance and go ask pickle which princess got him lol

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I had a very long, weird, and chaotic dream, but I lost most of my limbs for part of it and was wearing Pin’s mech suit as a result. And i was crashing out in true mid-late BFDIA Pin style. And then i merged with a fighter plane and somehow this got me my limbs back and i had to cast some spells it was a weird dresm

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Okay, so, like, i totally get the instinct to make one look like an awesome sexy space witch lesbian. Like thats real as hell. But we need to face the facts (said with whimsy, not rudeness). Her gijinka should look like an ai generated businesswoman.

Assuming algebralien gijinkas as shapeshifters (a fairly common headcanon in my circles at least), while four doesnt gaf how he’s perceived (weird humanoid cryptid thing that gives off uncanny valley vibes 100% of the time but is also kinda cute when hes not brutally killing people??) and two wants to be likeable and relatable (trying really hard to look human, but like, a fun quirky human, but is missing some details like they keep underestimating how many pores humans have and end up green tinted most of the time), well, one wants to trick people into owing her, but doesnt care enough to join human (object?) society as it were. So she looks at what people find persuasive. Businesswoman. So she puts the first five google search results for businesswoman into a blender and turns into that. And she looks kinda ai, like, she doesn’t really “get” things like fingernails or individual hair strands so there are weird blocks and stuff and sometimes her fingers merge and her eyes dont quite match. She’s a stock image. She’s ai. She’s memorable but her details are forgettable. Shes a low effort blend of these random images i found on google a few months ago. “Hi i’m so professional and trustworthy! Behold my generic shoulder length hair with a gentle wave. Can i have your true name so i can erase you from existence later thanks” and like, i love her for this! Blue girlfailure bill cipher all the way! But she doesnt look like a celestial witch she looks like Emma Business that works at the front desk but somehow has access to every single room if there’s a building tour and wants you to sign the contract so so badly

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Last night i got drunk and made poppy in tomodachi life fuck yeah. Why didnt i just go to bed. Im so tired

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Im so tired of cheesy’s compulsions continuing to be the butt of the joke. Cause Candle is a Good Person, and if she finds it funny to make him make jokes and then engage in a compulsion that hurts him, and she’s a Good Person, then obviously its fine and unobjectionable to make jokes about it too.

God, this fandom sometimes