#ac rant

[grimmboytezxd]

[mocosa-media]

Altair and Tazim like to take walks after they have dinner together. It becomes a thing.

For Tazim, it’s tradition. Even before Altair joined on these after dinner walks, Tazim still had them. He had them before officially meeting Altair and he continues to have them after. It’s something Tazim did with a friend, long before any adult or assassin responsibilities settled. A walk after dinner is tradition.

When Altair joins him, Tazim is softly welcomed into stories of Altair’s youth as an assassin. Recalling the good as well as the bad, and stories of Tazim’s father. 

The first time this happens, Tazim nearly comes to tears. Especially when Altair grabs his shoulder in a very fatherly way. Tazim totally sheds tears when he’s alone. But after that, he waits patiently for Altair to finish his dinner so they can have their afternoon walks. On days he’s specially tired, Altair is always offered an arm to hold and together he and Tazim recall similarities and differences of their lives as assassins. They even compare their friends and the shenanigans they got into. 

[tanpopocrossing]

Very sad things happening to the community rn...I’ve been keeping a lot of distance lately and even though I have found a lot of motivation recently to play animal crossing and have done so much to my island, I’ve been reluctant to post. Also have major imposter syndrome and feel that my content isn’t as good as others and people don’t really care if I post or not so...might be taking a little break. Maybe I’ll come back when I’ve finished moving some stuff around on my island

[ethancrossing]

Keeping it real I do not understand people who will seriously argue "You should love and choose villagers for their PERSONALITY and HOW WELL YOU GET ALONG WITH THEM, not their APPEARANCE."

Like, due to just rng sometimes you'll end up with kind of funny "backstories" for specific villagers, but realistically there are... 8 identical personalities. Each with 2 subtypes that change next to nothing. Appearance is kind of the ONLY really true unique feature villagers have.

Yeah I tend to develop little headcanons for my villagers but realistically Purrl, Olivia, and Vivian are completely identical outside of appearance. 🤷‍♂️ Same with Bearold and Bob. People are gonna go with Bob because Bearold is visually repugnant and Bob is a cute little purple stoner cat.

I guess long rant short y'all need to realuze that loving people for what's on the inside doesn't work as well in a game with really incredibly repetative coding lol.

[pegiecarter]

I still can’t believe how the writers for agent carter looked at the success of season 1 and went: “ah let’s do the exact opposite of what we did for season 2”

[kizunatsudoishi]

Kadaj is so much like Genesis, as in, they're both angry bitter lil shits who hates Shinra and jelly towards Sephiroth. Also that bang.

[grimmboytezxd]

So... I feel like this has been done before but I can't help but post my own personal headcanons so here we go:

Dynamics:

Altaïr - Switch (Brat)

Ezio - Soft Dom, but loves being rode (Also a brat)

Haytham - Top, strictly top, loves being in control and is definitely a hard dom

Connor (My Sweet Darling Baby Boy) - Soft Dom with Switchy Tendencies. He's also a lil shy sometimes but loves trying new things.

Edward - SWITCH. Edward seems a lil too freaky not to be into a little bit of everything and that's just my opinion.

Shay - Soft/Pleasure/Service Dom. Oh Shay, he's such a sweetheart, almost sweeter than Connor, almost.

Arno - Okay.... So y'all can fight me on this but Power Bottom. I'm sorry, but Arno is a lil bit too bratty for him to be a complete full fledged Dom. And he's a lil too soft to be a switch.

Jacob - He.... Confuses me, though I'm feeling more Top with Switchy tendencies. He's also a brat, but he can do something about it (unlike Arno)

Evie - Switch Bottom, I don't need to elaborate, if you've seen/played Syndicate you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Bayek - SWITCH WITH BOTTOM TENDENCIES. I HAVE ALREADY SPOKE ON THIS I WON'T BE DOING IT AGAIN.

Alexios - Switch. Canon.

Kassandra - Also Switch. Canon.

Eivor (Male/Female) - Switch with Bottom Tendencies. Also a brat, a very bad brat.

Basim - THIS BOTTOM BITCH- (he's so cute tho 🥺)

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[grimmboytezxd]

Alright AC Fans, when did you know your favorite was your favorite?

For me, I realized Connor was my favorite when he was so oblivious to the women at the homestead flirting with him, that and his puppy eyes he gives.

(Not my gif)

On a much more serious note though, he was my favorite the moment he appeared on screen. Watching his journey as a POC in the 1700s was such a raw experience for me. I'll never understand why some people say he's a shitty character cause he doesn't show any emotion besides anger. Yes, he does. You look into those eyes and tell me they aren't swarming with emotion (he gets it from his Dad). He's not verbal with everything unless it's a strong feeling but when he is, you can tell he means what he says at the time. Idk, maybe I have a stronger connection to him because AC3 is the first game in the series I ever played, it's what sparked my love for it as a whole. I literally tear up sometimes whenever I hear the main theme song from AC3 or Connor's song.

I could go on and on about my favorite, best boy Connor but I'll let y'all have the stage now.