Stuck at work rn but I can't stop thinking about Acacius and Colette bickering and insulting each other
Acacius: "I have nerve damage from when you dislocated my arm, and the pain Still doesn't compare to being stuck in a conversation with you."
Colette: "Oh? Well, I can still remember the split second of unbearable pain when my body was turned into a cloud of bloody mist when you threw me in front of a train."
Acacius: "..... damn it."
Acacius: "You should be rotting in Stilwater."
Colette: "You should be sucking my dick-
Acacius: "What did you just say, Lane rat?"
Colette: "I said: I'm going to WALK YOU! LIKE! A! DOG!"
Colette: "I can tell you have father issues."
Acacius: "Didn't your father sell you into prostitution?"
Colette: "No, no. He sold me to Madame Margot. There's a difference."
A: "Right, the lady who runs Zaun's prostitution ring."
A: "Did you ever have to sleep with people though?"
C: "..... maybe, once or twice? I just zoned out. I don't like this conversation anymore."
A: "Yeah, fuck, sorry... let's go back to shit talking each other."
C: "Ew, don't ever apologize to me again."
C: "Selve says you have to be nice to me."
A: "You are Literally trespassing on private property right now."
C: "... oh shit, am I? I'm actually lost."
A: "... are you actually being serious right now? It's really hard to tell with you."
C: "I am absolutely serious-do you think I do crimes on purpose without a mask??? What do I look like, an amateur?"
A: "And what crimes would those be?"
C: "I-oh you almost got me, you sneaky bird man."
A: "Devastating douchebag."
C: "Egotistical e... eeeeee-fuck, what's an insult that starts with 'E'?"
A: "Not how the game works."
C: "E... fuck you, bird brain."
C: ".... Acacius, is that a model of a train in your hand?"
C: "I should have torn your arm clean off, you fuckwit."
They're like, hardcore frenemies? Love to hate each other, would gag at the thought of being romantic tho