#acca howler

[jojos-badly-drawn-adventure]

Day 35 - the real reason why October was on hiatus

[swamelon]

Jojo General Headcanons: Main Villains

a/n: writing this as of the time where we all think acca howler is the big baddie for part 9. i hope this ages like wine. also i hope its obvious how much i like to make fun of toru. pls laugh 💔.

Dio Brando (Pre-Vampire)

- hyperaware of his cleanliness, carrying lotions and sanitizers because he doesn't want to seen as "low class"

- cat person, he'll stop in his tracks if there's a cat and would give it a small pet. on the same note, he thinks dogs are disgusting.

- allergic to peaches. he doesn't wanna talk about it, it's not important it's not like peaches are in everything smh

- very literate. he reads in his free time when he's not making jonathan's life miserable. he likes to use big words.

- his favorite season is winter.

- talented in caligraphy, can only write in caligraphy tbh

- hates the taste of coffee, prefers tea more than anything

- actually really enjoys rugby and playing sports, if he can excel at something then it excites him when the attention is on him.

- he's so pretty when he cries (which is rare) but he does it if it means he'll get something his way. yes he can cry on demand.

- expert in reading body language, that's why he can manipulate everyone so well.

Kars

- since he's a god, i'm gonna assume he doesn't need to eat anything to maintain himself alive but he has a soft spot for human food despite hating humans

- he would enjoy classic rock music if he knew how to function a radio

- actually kinda likes animals. because they're so weak and useless, he almost feels bad for them.

- he can grow his hair whenever he pleases, purposely likes it long as it makes him appear divine.

- if you were able to piqued his interest as a human, he'll take you under his wing and have you sit somewhere looking all pretty

- has farted once while laughing and he nearly wiped out a whole town because of it

- a control freak. he hates the unpredictability.

- contrary to popular belief (or maybe not), he's very patient. doesnt act impulsively to his emotions.

- unironically smells good. he doesn't do anything to maintain this almost naturally sweet odor that he has.

- obsession with beauty, either on himself or on the material things. if something isn't beautiful then there's not worth in paying attention to it. right?

Dio (Post-Vampire)

- doesn't know how to drive a car

- loves chocolate. rich, dark chocolate. canonically jonathan loved chocolate and since he's using his body, he gets those urges to just munch on some chocolate.

- you know how it's a common trope to depict vampires to drink wine. we know dio does like to drink wine, but it's because he can taste the subtle flavors and blood mixed in with the alcohol.

- has a sensitive nose, he can smell your scent from a mile away (your blood mostly but.. it sounds better if i said scent)

- doesn't sleep at all and isn't interested in it. sleep is the most vulnerable state any being could be in, he wants to keep his guard up.

- he does a cute thing with his nose where it scrunches up before he bursts out in a laugh

- really horny. sorry not sorry. his libido is high, why do you think he's got like a million kids with different women? (not exaggerating!!!!!)

- the type to walk in a store 5 minutes before it closes.

- has hissed once at vanilla ice because he pulled the blinds and the sunlight came in

- moonbathes. he likes to relish in the moonlight and seeing the stars. its peaceful...

Yoshigake Kira

- he's one of those people that just don't listen to music at all. in fact he can't stand it and turns the radio off if it bothers him too much.

- slow eater, he takes his time eating his food

- always orders the same thing for anything. he's a regular at a coffee place, gets the same drink at the exact same time and exact day of the week.

- sleeps with socks on smh

- and to add on to that, he sleeps on his back and his arms at his side like a brick wall.

- he hates pictures of himself. avoids cameras at all cost if he see's people out in public taking scenery photos. rejects and ignores if tourist ask him to take one.

- he has no hobbies. lies to his coworkers about it and answers something generic like golf.

- doesn't like children. they're unpredictable, noisy, and messy. he just doesn't understand.

- he doesn't like animals either, especially insects. has instincts of a cat and he'll catch a fly out the corner of his eyes with one swift hand motion and crush it under his palm.

- is fluent in english and french

Diavolo

- likes lollipops, even if it makes his teeth hurt.

- gets ragebaited so easily, he'll freak out if you do another one of those "will you still love me if i was a worm".

- actually very loyal! it's hard for him to trust people, no doubt that if he has trust in someone then he's gonna stick with them.

- pointy nails, he doesn't even file them down they just naturally grow like that.

- the type to cover his farts with a fake cough. it's a natural bodily process, its ok.

- can only sleep if its completely dark and silent. any distraction will make him rage. shhh the boss is asleep.

- is hyperaware of time. everything is dependent on time. everything has a time limit.

- snorts and spits out phlegm like a goober. i mean hey... he is a dad, he's gonna do dad things.

- actually cannot stand tight fitted clothes. he feels like its suffocating him.

- doesn't like eating alone. he wont talk to anyone but the presence would be nice.

Doppio

- is double jointed, its creepy seeing him bend his arms or legs backwards without any pain.

- has an oral fixation. probably the type to chew on pens or pencils.

- speaking of pencils, for some reason he gives off pencil shaving smells. either that or like worn out vanilla lotion.

- is left handed.

- purrs like a cat if he gets praised, not even to be cute he's just a frickin' weirdo.

- coughs and sneezes like a newborn baby. its gross and it goes everywhere and he gets snot covering the lower half of his face (i like being mean to him lmao).

- cannot handle people staring at him. he gets aggressive.

- telephone by lady gaga. DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT play that around him. he's gonna break the radio and use the wires as a phone and accidentally electrocute himself.

- hates caramel. he doesn't like it sticking to his teeth.

- a bad habit of saying "eh.." after everything.

- likes the sunset.

Enrico Pucci

- shops at expensive stores (this is canon idc). belenciaga, versace, etc.

- does that thing where he licks his finger before turning the page of a book.

- has a hard time using his cellphone. needs to put on his glasses like a grandpa and figure things out slowly but gradually.

- gives out rosary's to people who he thinks needs them the most.

- his favorite music genre is smooth jazz. he frequents cafe's a lot for this reason.

- order's a cinnamon americano with cream on the top.

- he'll offer you his coat when it's cold but don't expect him to do it all the time.

- has those really corny bookmarks that say something like "not meow, im reading"

- a slow driver. he's going 10 under the speed limit. he doesn't care either, he prioritizes his own safety but doesn't realize he's caused 5 accidents behind him lmaooo

- hums to himself while he's doing a mundane task. he sounds pretty nice tbh.

Funny Valentine

- has a busy schedule but would take the time off to do something stupid like going to a store because a sale is happening or a new ice cream flavor at a parlor popped up.

- has good posture and is light on his feet. you can't hear his footsteps at all.

- got a sugar tooth. he craves for something sweet all the time.

- unironically would use slang to keep himself "hip" with the youth. but he uses them wrong all the time....

- likes to watch old hollywood movies from the 60s. they're his favorites.

- captain crunch is his favorite cereal.

- prefers dogs over cats.

- loves apple cider.

- has been to every disneyland/world that exists.

- when he stumbles over his feet, he does a cartwheel to play it off all cool.

Toru

- prefers earbuds over headphones. we know his big ahh head will leave a dent on his skull.

- pulls on a door that says push. its even funnier if he looks around and everyones just staring at him.

- likes a nice vanilla latte. it has to be iced too.

- would lowkey give off those performative male vibes. the tote bag. the feminist book. the iced matcha latte. and he talks about women having it hard and he wants to end period cramps.

- still has "in a relationship" status and refuses to remove it. just move on lil bro 😭✌️.

- drowns himself in axe body spray, thinking he smells really good but its just fumes at this point.

- thinks those jubilee videos on youtube are insightful and entertaining.

- his favorite type of weather is clear, sunny days.

- a chemistry nerd. and he's annoying about it too.

- he stares way too much that its creepy. like legit almost breathing down your neck.

Acca Howler

- likes listening to the radio, or sometimes a podcast about something stupid.

- he HAS balenciaga, he owns supreme, he owns rick owens stuff, he's got the moneyz for it.

- the type to flirt with retail employees, especially young women. always calls them "sweetheart".

- drinks scotch or some whiskey cocktail if he's feeling a little crazy.

- wears socks and sandals. and fanny packs. he looks like somebody's father.

- has a habit of guiding people with a hand on their lower back.

- claps really frickin' loudly. its obnoxious when he's at a concert, movie theater, hell at the plane where you can hear the rapture of his palms slapping together.

- manspreader. manspreads. man. spreads.

- pretends to check the time, even when he's not even wearing a watch.

- cooks a mean barbecue. the meat is tender and juicy... and thick...

[dioslesbianwife]

Hii, i just wanted to apologise for not posting for like two weeks, i’ve been really busy lately, like really busy lol 😭 i also wanted to thank everyone for their patience, especially those still waiting on me to finish their requests. I’m currently at a shitty hotel with shittier wifi, but i’ll be trying to get some more posts out,, but as always thank you guys for being patient with me. 

Also i recently got an ao3 account but haven’t gotten around to actually posting anything on it. dioslesbianwife | Archive of Our Own Also i have a tiktok that i don’t really post much on but my likes and reposts and stuff are public if u wanna see those cause its my main/only tiktok account haha. https://www.tiktok.com/@dioslesbianwife?_r=1&_t=ZT-93sdQD2bLtF Just thought i’d share cause why not lol 

Also i wanted to do some bonus hcs as a thank you, so here are some valentine’s day hcs for the jofoes for those of us without dates this year lmao- love u all ♡♡♡ ...dio's mine tho

also happy friday the 13th lol

Dio

It’s gonna be theatrical. Intentional. Calculated. Plans something decadently sexy and meticulously orchestrated. He doesn't do "cute" holidays, he elevates them. He also does not do last minute anything. This man started planning Valentine’s Day the second you opened your final gift on Christmas. You will wake up to deep red roses, real ones, imported, absurdly expensive. There’s a handwritten note in gold ink. Something dramatic. Slightly possessive.

Expect him to summon you to a candlelit chamber in his mansion at midnight, rose petals scattered across silk sheets, expensive wine, and him in nothing but a silk robe and a smile. The gift? Something intimate like custom lingerie or body jewelry he picked himself ("It will look divine both on and off you, my darling"), paired with a slow night where he worships every inch of you like you're his personal deity. Valentine's is just another excuse to remind you that you belong to him eternally. He wants you overwhelmed and aware that he is capable of spoiling you endlessly.

Kars

The Pillar Men don't fully grasp modern human holidays like Valentine's, it's beneath their ancient superiority. At first Kars thinks it’s some human fertility ritual. But Kars sees how much it means to you, so he takes it seriously once he realizes it’s about devotion. He brings you something rare. Not chocolates. Something ancient. A fossil. A beautiful carved artifact. Maybe a flawless gemstone necklace shaped like a blooming flower that shifts colors with your heartbeat, a perfect statue of your favorite animal/plant in marble, or huge slab of your favorite gemstone. He explains its history in detail while watching your face.

You mention liking flowers once? Suddenly there are hundreds of carefully arranged exotic ones. He’s awkwardly sincere. And that somehow makes it sweeter. He takes you somewhere isolated and breathtaking (a mountaintop at sunset), holds you close with that godlike strength, and murmurs that "human customs are fleeting, but my devotion to you is eternal." It's intense, almost overwhelming affection from someone who views most things as inferior. 

Esidisi

Similar to Kars, Esidisi doesn't get the hype at first ("A day for lovers? How quaintly mortal"). But he's surprisingly thoughtful once he decides to participate. If you make him too emotional he’ll cry and give a big speech about how humans created something beautiful. He absolutely makes you something with his own hands. Probably a hand-carved piece of jewelry, a ridiculously oversized bouquet, or a custom perfume or oil blended with scents that remind him of you, delivered with a dramatic flourish and a rare, softer laugh. He cries more when you smile.

He spends the evening wrapped around you like a boiling-hot blanket, sharing stories of ancient battles while feeding you decadent treats. It's passionate and protective, he'd burn the world for you, but tonight it's just the two of you in quiet heat. He wants the day to feel intense and meaningful. You end up laughing half the time because he’s so dramatic. He tells you your existence makes centuries worth living.

Wamuu

Wamuu takes it seriously as a matter of honor. He doesn't understand the commercial side but respects the idea of honoring a bond. He trains extra hard in the morning to "be worthy," then surprises you with a handmade gift, like a delicate glass sculpture that sings softly when the breeze hits it, or a bracelet he crafted himself. He’s very respectful of your time. Asks what you would like to do.

He takes you on a private, moonlit walk, kneels dramatically to present flowers he personally selected (strong, enduring ones that can survive even in harsh conditions), and vows his loyalty anew. He watches you more than the scenery. He says something simple but kind like, “You bring me peace.” Physical affection is firm but protective. Expect forehead kisses, carrying you if you're tired, and quiet promises of protection forever. Very chivalrous and sincere.

Santana

Santana is the most "what is this human nonsense?" of the Pillar Men, staring blankly at heart-shaped boxes. But if he likes you enough, he mimics what he observes. He might awkwardly present you with something like a perfectly preserved rare flower from his travels or a chunk of ancient stone he thinks is beautiful because it's unchanging. He just... stands there expectantly. Watches your reaction closely. If you smile, he logs that mentally forever. He stays physically close all day. He might attempt chocolate and stare while you eat it.

Very touch-oriented once comfortable. Not super verbal, but his attention is intense. The evening is spent in comfortable silence together, but he lets you lean on him, his body warm like stone baked in the sun. It's oddly sweet in its simplicity, he's trying, in his detached way. He learns the holiday through you.

Kira Yoshikage

Kira wants Valentine's to be perfectly normal and undisturbed. No chaos, no drama. He takes the day off, cooks a simple but flawlessly executed homemade dinner, and sets the table with quiet elegance, candles, soft music, your favorite dishes. He gives you tasteful roses. Pink if this is your first Valentine’s day together. Red if not. The main gift is understated- perhaps a beautiful, manicured watch or a set of high-end nail care tools (more of a gift to himself…). A small velvet box with elegant jewelry, nothing flashy.

He insists on a calm evening after dinner. Wine. Soft lighting. The night ends with cuddling on the couch, hands held, talking about nothing important. He just wants peaceful normalcy with you, nothing but tranquility. He compliments you in a very composed way. He likes when you hold his arm. It’s disturbingly peaceful.

Diavolo

He is spending MONEY. Diavolo spares no expense, he drops tens of thousands without blinking because he can, and because you deserve the best. Expect designer jewelry from exclusive boutiques, imported desserts, rare flowers, and a private jet to some secluded villa for the night. He wants you dripping in luxury. He also gives you a keycard to something expensive, an apartment, a safe, something symbolic. He keeps it private though. No public attention.

Everything is arranged through Doppio, who handles the "cute" parts. Diavolo himself appears only when it's intimate, possessive, and intense, claiming you like a king claims his prize. Lavish gifts by day, his passion by night. He’s intense but composed. “You deserve only the finest.” He watches for any sign you’re dissatisfied, he will outdo himself next year. And every year.

Doppio

Doppio tries so hard to make it perfect. He begs off work (risking Diavolo's wrath), buys cute but expensive gifts like carefully chosen strawberry chocolates, tickets to your favorite play or band, or a night on a luxury yacht. Keeps checking his phone anxiously. 

If Diavolo takes over mid-date, it shifts to something more intense, but Doppio fights to stay in control longer because he wants this day to be sweet for you. Lots of "I-I got this for you because it reminded me of you.." He absolutely treasures any gift you give him. He’s just genuinely happy to spend time together.

Pucci

He approaches it thoughtfully.. He sees Valentine's as a chance to deepen your bond toward "heaven." Expect a thoughtful gift like a beautifully bound book of poetry or scripture with personal annotations, or a pendant symbolizing fate/gravity. He talks about how you were meant to meet.

He plans a calm, reflective evening. Soft music. Deep conversation. He takes you to a serene spot (church garden at dusk?), reads to you softly, and holds you close while talking about destiny and eternity together. It's romantic in a profound, almost spiritual way, kisses that feel like promises of forever. His affection is steady and grounding. He looks at you like you’re part of his divine plan.

Funny Valentine

Valentine makes it extravagant yet deeply private. Lavish. Controlled. He clears his schedule, rents out an entire high-end restaurant or historic estate just for the two of you, no press, no interruptions. Security everywhere. Money is no object: rare vintage wine, a string quartet playing softly, and a gift that's both symbolic and opulent, like a custom American-flag-themed locket with your photo inside, or a private tour of national treasures. 

He speaks very softly and poetically about freedom, love, and how you'd fit perfectly in his vision of the ideal future. His hand rests at your lower back the entire evening. He says you are his greatest treasure. He expects loyalty in return. The whole night feels exclusive. It ends with slow dancing and him whispering that he'd cross dimensions for you.

Diego Brando

Diego turns it into a showcase. He takes you out on a flashy date, fancy restaurant, horse-drawn carriage ride (because of course), showing off his skills and status. He absolutely buys you something stylish. Watches to see if other men look at you. He tries to be romantic in his arrogant way: roses, compliments laced with sarcasm ("You're the only one worthy of my attention"), and a competitive edge (maybe racing you playfully). 

The gift is something flashy like custom riding gear or jewelry with a dinosaur or horse motif. Under the bravado, he's genuinely trying to impress you, ends the night pulling you close under the stars, softer than he lets on. Kisses your hand dramatically. He tries to act cool but he’s clearly trying very hard. If you compliment him, he smirks like he expected it. He wants you proud to be with him.

Tooru

Tooru keeps it calm and normal, almost lowkey to the point of domestic bliss. He surprises you with breakfast in bed, homemade, then a lazy day together, movie marathon, your favorite snacks. Takes you somewhere quiet. Café date. Walk through the town.

The gift is thoughtful and subtle: something small but meaningful like a custom keychain or a bracelet you looked at in the store for too long. He doesn’t make a big deal out of it, but he remembers everything you like. He just wants peaceful time with you, no chaos, no pursuit, just quiet happiness and soft touches. He’ll casually pay for everything. It feels easy. Natural.

Acca Howler

This man would drop a million dollars without blinking. Howler doesn't do subtle, he drops crazy money on something ridiculously unnecessary because why not? Think a private island getaway for the weekend, a yacht named after you, or a custom sports car in your favorite color delivered with a bow. He's flamboyant about it: shows up in designer everything, showers you with luxury gifts, and spends the day flaunting his wealth while spoiling you rotten. You mention liking something once? He bought the company. Luxury handbag? Custom made. Jewelry? Commissioned. Private jet dinner? Done. He overdoes it.

He arranges something absurd. Fireworks with your name. A shopping spree with no limit. He loves seeing you surrounded by extravagance. You don’t even need half of what he buys, but he wants you spoiled beyond reason. Deep down it's his way of saying you're worth every cent, he's hedonistic, but you're his favorite indulgence. Expect over-the-top romance with a side of "I own the world, and you're my prize."

[n-a-r-nya]

Acca Howler!!

[yummygummygomi]

draw jjba villains bubas (genderbend)

I spent too long but also not long enough on anyways I need acca mamacita now

[nettlemeddle]

HOWLER. IS. COOL.

[questionzee]

I don’t know man

[shin-thalia]

Shitpost I thought of in the shower

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