#accidental seduction

[rwac96]

Sequel to this

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Original Male Crossover Stud AU

Have any of the three ladies ever tried to seduce you Jaune or are they all simply friendly and anything sexy is accidental?

Jaune: *blinks, blushing* "Well, Noel didn't do it on purpose."

Noel: *hiding her red face behind her hands* "I tripped, and my skirt flipped over...exposing my panties."

Jaune: *clears his throat* "As for Jessica and Shantae...they 'conveniently' compete against each other in belly dancing."

Shantae: *squints, turning her gaze to Jessica* "I blame you."

Jessica: *blinks* "Excuse me!?"

[therealmofamorus]

“Why do I get the weird urge to have this man children when I just met him?”

Wonder Woman/Diana of Themyscira on Taiyang Xiao Long when she first meet him

[transparentprinceangel]

angle

i was upside down for this photo to be achieved. i was trying to used the red as negative space focusing on the lights. the colour of the ceiling is giving it a vibe of a boudoir or bedroom. 

[funeral-clown]

I cannot be the only one.

everyone jokes about their mad seduction skills but

does anyone else deal with the accidentally seducing someone problem

like

you meet a person, and you compliment them, because, they deserve to be complimented

and then you are talking

and then jokes are made and it’s like, oh you think you’re good at sexual innuendos, i am the best at this come at me i can make a dick joke out of anything

and the you’re hanging out, yay you have made this new friend

why do they look nervous

oh. ok you’re kissing now. this is fi-

clothes. what

what

what

well that just happened.

because i need to know that there are other people with this what is happening i am not smooth i swear

[bloodstainedlovers-blog]

Will: *tries to murder Hannibal multiple times*

Will: *gets a hair cut and sort of dresses up*

Will: I want to resume my therapy with you

Hannibal: ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡° )