thanks Accutane (also fuck you, Accutane)
Imma just rant for a second / ignore this Accutane is amazing and I’m on my last month of it but goddamn the cons so heavily outweigh the pros and this last month is gonna be hard. So, real talk, here’s a warning for anyone thinking about it. Mostly just a rant tho.
Pros:
clear skin! success!
you barely even have to use dry shampoo. my hair will refuse to get oily for DAYS so that’s cool
Cons:
you become a lizard person. I have never been so dry
dehydrated as hell even if you drink over 2L of water/day like I do
wake up with heavy nosebleeds at least 3 nights/week
yes even if I put vaseline up my nostrils. I was told by my Derm to do that. my pillow is still a crime scene when I wake up. soooo.
purchase stock in Aquaphor because you’re gonna be using a lot of it on your dry-ass lips
and if you don’t use Aquaphor you’re gonna be licking your lips every 2 seconds like a fucking creep
your scalp flakes so don’t wear dark shirts
tired all the time
expect your exercise routine to go to shit because if you lift/run your joints will scream at you the next day
the depression. holy shit the depression. it hits like a wave and you can be fine for the first few months of your Accutane treatment and then just??? it HITS. for the last six weeks all I’ve wanted to do is sleep. just sleep and sleep and sleep and there’s little flitting moments of joy but it’s so rare.
people will try to say there isn’t a definitive link between Accutane and depression--that is because there hasn’t been a study just to demonstrate a causal relationship between the two because controlled trials of such would be problematic and unethical (under the Discussion section). I have a BS in Biology and a minor in Chemistry. You can try to fight me on this pedantic “buh buh buh there’s no actual proof it causes depression” bull, I’ll beat you over the head with the correct interpretation of scientific articles about it.
There is a reason your doc will/should ask you, “Have you experienced any depression or thoughts of suicide on it?”
so all in all, thanks accutane but also hey accutane, you can eat my entire ass.











