Jul 25, 2025
listen for about 10 seconds I lived in a world where Pike and Una were gonna ask that bartender for a threesome
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listen for about 10 seconds I lived in a world where Pike and Una were gonna ask that bartender for a threesome
Yeah why the fuck would Barty and Evan know about this or care!!!!
EXACTLYYY!!!!!
like i get that people now like barty and evan and that they want to try to make them as relevant as possible but if there's any way to make them interact with the marauders this ain't it
TOO MANY OOC THINGS HAVE TO HAPPEN FOR THE WHOLE "REMUS BEFRIENDS/DATES BARTY AND EVAN TO MAKE SIRIUS MAD" PLOTLINE
like firstly why would Remus even choose to do this?? keeping in mind that the prank happens round the same time that Mary is attacked by Mulciber whyyyy would Remus (A HALFBLOOD AND HALFBREED) go to the slytherins???? even if you don't hc Remus and Mary to be friends and you don't hc Mulciber to be friends with Evan and Barty (even tho Evan is canonically friends with him) why would he risk it??? DONT TELL ME ITS BECAUSE OF REGULUS BECAUSE THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
Remus would have to tell Barty and Evan that he's a werewolf and not only that he's a werewolf but the entire prank as a whole. Now in a universe where this is the biggest betrayal of Remus' life and he's so upset that Sirius told someone his secret why would be then go and tell MORE PEOPLE HIS SECRET??? AND THEN TELL THEM THAT HE ALMOST KILLED THEIR CLASSMATE???
AND THEN EVEN IF REMUS DID ALL OF THAT WHY WOULD BARTY AND EVAN EVEN CARE????
Cause first of all, death eaters are just as prejudice to werewolves as anyone else. They literally use the werewolves as weapons in the war. They don't care about werewolves at all
like seriously imagine one of your friends brothers boyfriend (who you have never spoke to in your life and don't like the brother) coming up to you and ranting and venting about how to brother hurt him and then ask you to pretend to be his boyfriend/friend in order to make him mad???
i'm sorry Remus is pathetic but he isn't this pathetic. my guy has some dignity in him😭😭
anyways yeah point is that the plotline makes no sense and i get that "nothings cannon" and people can hc what they want but IT BUGS ME SO MUCH
also if remus was going to befriend anyone after the prank to make sirius mad he would've gone for snape
and if barty and evan did know about the prank they would more likely befriend sirius after it instead of remus
dating both Einar and Hodari is such whiplash, because in the matter of a minute the experience goes from "Keep my name on your lips, darlin" to "I shall become saddened when you expire."
"I saw her in the neutral zone!!!" girl... what were YOU doing in the neutral zone
*in James' voice* 'Coolio, Miss Sophie!'
I just started reading The Ragpicker King and by god please please let Kel get so mad. please let him just go ape shit. that man needs to scream at somebody.
tommy really said 'hey sorry I didn't mean to get in the way of your 300k slow burn rivals to friends to lovers buddie fanfic' and buck just stood there like 'bet'
t'pols mom really saw trip being capable for one second and went 'nevermind, I stan him'. queen shit.