Jul 26, 2014
Spotted an Ace Mart in Leeds, shame it was closed so I couldn't get my purple floaty thing upgraded
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Spotted an Ace Mart in Leeds, shame it was closed so I couldn't get my purple floaty thing upgraded
Hey, I want to start wearing an ace ring, but I'm in school at the moment and I'm not sure whether it would break dress code. Is there any legal grounds that defend me wearing the ring, or should I just not...? Also, do you have advice on what sort of ring to buy?
A ring almost certainly does not violate dress code, unless you have a super super strict no-jewelry dress code. There are no legal grounds that protect you from wearing a ring; students do not have freedom of speech while attending school and being minors.
I can recommend AceMart, but AceMart is down for refurbishments at the moment. They sell hematite and agate rings. I've also heard good things about titanium rings and onyx rings, but they can cost upwards of $15.
-Mod L
[pssst if anyone writes in with ace ring suggestions I am making a big post about them later this week so I will probably save them until then.]
I haven't been able to contact AceMart in quite some time. I fear that my AceRing has lost it's power and I can no longer turn into a fax machine at will. This is a serious problem. I need a refund. I am very unhappy. Mad.
YOUR ASEXUAL RING HAS NO BEARING ON YOUR ASEXUAL POWERS, though some asexuals (unwisely!) center them into their ring. If you are having extreme fax machine related difficulties, please call the official Ace Mart hotline number at (734) 846-4118. (Sometimes you have to text first to let them know you’re calling; otherwise, due to an incident in 1982, the phone will just start speaking Spanish at you.)
Our first big shipment of Ace Rings has come through! They come in three sizes -- Large, Medium, and Small. Using our CEO's hand as reference, the medium one is just right for them, the small one is too small and the large one is too large. They have relatively small hands as well. Because they have taken so long in getting here, we are offering an EARLY BIRD SPECIAL for a ring of your choice, a small pamphlet describing the history and uses of the Ace Ring, and a handwritten recipe for one of our CEO's own cakes (or cookies or pies) for FIVE DOLLARS plus shipping. This will only last a few weeks, so get them while you can!
Please expect a PayPal link up later today.
If you cannot pay via PayPal, due to being a minor or being involved in the PayPal Skirmish of 2004, message us OFF-ANON, text us at (734) 846-4118 (but do not call!) or email us at [email protected].
I have type 1 diabetes. What kind of ace am I if I can't eat at least 2 cakes a day? Can I find anything at my local Ace Mart to help me?
oh! don’t worry, daily values of cake are not actually based on portion sizes, but quantity. you can slice up one cake into two bits and eat that.
also, any questions about Ace Mart will be unanswered until the Big Reveal. which will happen after school is over. wow actually i have to do a bunch more work on that maybe i shouldn’t even hint vaguely