#aceness

[aceatbeingace]

How to tell someone you're asexual:

"I'm asexual" ❌️

This is boring and not everyone will get what you mean

My blood line shall end at me" 👍

This makes you seem super cool and makes your point well

"The blood of my ancestors will cease when I eternally rest for I have no intention to breed" ✅️

Makes you seem Shakespeare-esque and articulates your point well 🧐

[nightinghoul]

Is it just a thing in the ace community that we have rabbits? I sure see a lot of ace people with bunnies on social media, including myself. 😄

[tjenarts]

ok, so basically i wrote a song about aceness

reblog with a musical interpretation, if you like ^^

🧄 garlic bread

i jobbed around town,

always holding up my crown.

we met at a park,

felt a spark

and you made a flirty remark.

my lawn's not mowed.

my carlessness, it showed.

you liked my house,

met my pet mouse

and then took off your blouse.

garlic bread!

freshly cooked, can you smell it?

i like garlic bread!

my supreme, can you tell it?

feel the garlic bread!

even vegan, you name it!

oh, garlic bread!

hunger rises, can't tame it!

you knock the door.

i am sitting on the bathroom floor.

"you wank in there?"

say you, i stare.

"no, i'm just brushing my hair."

you snore a ton.

i unravel your messy bun.

you smirk at me

playfully,

and work your fingers up my knee.

garlic bread!

freshly cooked, can you smell it?

i like garlic bread!

my supreme, can you tell it?

feel the garlic bread!

even vegan, you name it!

oh, garlic bread!

hunger rises, can't tame it!

we part our ways.

i still feel your charming gaze.

i text you late,

say i'm afraid

and i don't want to get laid.

"just try new things."

you say, but the message stings.

don't have to try

to jump from high

to know i'll crash and die.

garlic bread!

freshly cooked, can you smell it?

i like garlic bread!

my supreme, can you tell it?

feel the garlic bread!

even vegan, you name it!

oh, garlic bread!

hunger rises, can't tame it!

netflix and chill?

get nachos, kill bill!

someone is 'hot', not pretty,

i forgot, pity.

may kiss on our lips,

no hands on our hips.

sleep with me,

we'll cuddle, drink tea.

garlic bread!

smell it

garlic bread!

supreme

garlic bread!

vegan

garlic bread!

serene

[couchtaro]

“Don’t trust people who don’t like sex, sex is what makes us ~~human~~”

Fascinating

What a uniquely human experience.

[itwouldbeajoytobringyoutea]

it’s ace week, that means aphobes must venmo me $500

[tough-chick-in-distress]

How so many aces, I wear a black ring in the middle finger of my right hand. In my case, and many others’ also, it is an One Ring (tm)

So, last night I was re-reading “The Return of the King” and I came to the where Sam wakes up in the Field of Cormallen.

“Frodo was lying besides him, and slept peacefully, one hand behind his head, and the other resting upon the coverlet. It was the right hand, and the third finger was missing”

Meaning that when Gollum bit out the Ring from Frodo, he was wearing It in the middle finger of his right hand.

That establishes Frodo as an ace icon, which he already was for me and you can pry it from my dead cold hands.

[the-fabulous-bird]

Sometimes I wonder if I'm really asexual, but then remember situations like

A friend: ugh sometimes I hate having big boobs, I'm an F cup, almost G...

Me, who has now only noticed she has boobs, let alone big ones: (・–・)